Chords for Cursed Woody Sings A Song Calm Down Woody… (‘Shut Up Buzz’ Scary Toy Story Halloween Horror Parody)

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[Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ What if I was lost [Abm] forever?
Or I was dead to Key?
[Ebm] He twist me and snitched me and propped me [Abm] and kicked me
Tied me into a freak, I [Ebm] be proud, right, angry
Where was Andy?
[Abm] He left me to die in a ditch
[Ebm] Where was Mr.
Potato Head slingin' [Abm] your wreck
Such a sketch of hope, he plot a waste
Think [Eb] I'm gonna be crazy
Alone in the [Abm] dark
Sid's favorite plaything, he pulls me [Ebm] apart
Puts me together with them, what's in [Abm] twine
Like a monster, a sheriff, cowboy, [Ebm] Frankenstein
I remember the days, we'd stay up and [Abm] play
You bumbling traitors, you left me [Ebm] astray
But now Woody is loose, I've got one thing to [Abm] say
I'm comin' for you and you're all gonna [Eb] pay
Calm down, Woody, we're your [Abm] friends
Shut up, Buzz, I'll kill you
[Ebm] Sorry, pal, but can we make [Abm] amends?
Shut up, Slink, I'm gonna kill you
[Eb] Why can't we just talk it [Abm] out?
Not this time, pal
[Ebm] Woody, oh, Woody, where have you [Abm] been?
Too late, Andy, I'm killin' you [Ebm] slow
Remember the time that you said you were [Abm] mine
We would play Little West and the sheriff would [Ebm] shine
But you left me to rot in the house right next [Abm] door
I forgot I existed, for that I am [Ebm] sure
You deserve all the punishment you have in [Abm] store
After all of the toys that are strewn on the [Ebm] floor
For Dolly the ducky, do you dinosaur
[Abm] This old bedroom is mine and I'll settle the [Eb] score
I'll clay Buzz's wings, snip the parachute's [Abm] fins
Then I'll smash little Ham's affairs
[Ebm] I'll always shake that schist track
Little [Abm] Lenny, you be pretty bull with us, dear
[Ebm] Decapitate Rocky like it was a [Abm] hobby
And take out and crash our sea
[Ebm] I'll make you remember the time you [Abm] forgot
For you have forsaken me
[Eb] Calm down, Woody, we're your [Abm] friends
Shut up, Buzz, I'll kill you
[Ebm] Sorry, pal, but can we make [Abm] amends?
Shut up, Slink, I'm gonna kill you
[Eb] Why can't we just talk it [Abm] out?
Not this time, Bo
[Ebm] Woody, oh, Woody, where have you [Abm] been?
Later, Angie, I'm killing you [Ebm] slow
I've taken the [Eb] toys out, but where is that boy?
[Abm] Yeah, you say we were reeds for the sky
[Ebm] Buzz, you robbing my face
Buzz is taking my place
[Abm] Did you leave me?
For that you must die
[Ebm] Do you know what it's like to be under the knife?
[Abm] At least it gave me time of the day
[Ebm] So much torture, I learned to de-censor
That's pain, [Abm] now I guess I see Bill in his play
Daddy, come [Ebm] out and face me
I know that you're there
[Abm] My mind is corrupted, no chance for a [Ebm] bath
Oh, Molly is screaming, she knows that it's over
[Abm] I know that you're frightened and scared
But you left [Ebm] me to fester, I'm worthy protector
That suit [Abm] was horrendous, a Hannibal Lecter
[Ebm] Subjected to torture, this isn't conjecture
Lay lambs [Abm] to the slaughter, an evil inventor
I'll kill [Eb] you
Calm down, Woody, we're your [Abm] friends
Shut up, Buzz, I'll kill you
[Ebm] Sorry, pal, but can we make amends?
[Abm] Shut up, Slink, I'm gonna kill you
[Eb] Why can't we just talk it out?
[Abm] Not this time, Bo
[Ebm] Woody, oh Woody, where have you been?
[Abm] Too late, Andy, I'm killing you [Ebm] slow
Calm down, Woody, we're your [Abm] friends
Shut up, Buzz, I'll kill you
[Ebm] Sorry, pal, but can we make amends?
[Abm] Shut up, Slink, I'm gonna kill you
[Ebm] Why can't we just talk it out?
[Abm] Not this time, Bo
[Ebm] Woody, oh Woody, where have you been?
[Abm] Too late, Andy, I'm killing you [Ebm] slow _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] The lights go [Bb] out, the dog [Eb] comes in
He's [B] barking, barking, [Gb] barking
Guess he's a year [Bb] old, a [B] lynching man
[Ab] Ha ha ha [Gb] ha
Lights [Bb] go out, the dog [Eb] comes in
He starts [B] to