Chords for cynical fairytale [explicit] - egg

_ _ [F] In this isolated tower in the middle of nowhere
[C] It gets a little [G] lonely but I don't let down my [F] hair
Cause love's relationships are far more stressful than they [C] seem
I'd rather face [G] reality than chase a silly [F] dream
My mother knows best, she claims to know the [C] future
I'll fall in love with [G] happily ever after with my [F] suitor
To be honest I prefer avoiding all the [C] hassle
I'm fine inside my tower really, I don't need a castle so
Fuck love, I don't understand [G] it
_ Eighteen years with no luck, I feel [Am] stranded
Drifting through the water, I just wanna see the light
[D] But the fog is awful [Fm] stubborn and the feelings never [C] right
Fuck love, really what's the [G] purpose
Other than to make me feel uncomfortable and [Am] nervous
Overthinking every single thing I wanna [D] say
Will it make you think I'm [Fm] stupid, will it make you [C] run away? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
Oh, fuck [Am] love, _ _ _ _ fuck _ [D] love
_ _ [Fm]
I _ [F] _ guess I always figured that I'd be in love by now
[C] So I try to force my [G] feelings hoping it'll work [F] somehow
All my friends all have their princes and I'm feeling left behind
[C] Will I ever understand [G] or will I always be this [F] blind?
Mother knows best, she tells me not to [C] worry
Just wait a couple years [G] and love will find me in a hurry
[F] But honestly it's looking like the odds are pretty slim
[G] Given that fun [C] rider's out there I'd probably reject him
Fuck love, I don't [G] understand it
_ Eighteen years with no luck, I feel [Am] stranded
Drifting through the water, I just wanna see the [D] light
But the fog is awful [Fm] stubborn and the feelings never [C] right
Fuck love, really what's the [G] purpose
Other than to make me feel uncomfortable and [Am] nervous
Overthinking every single thing I wanna [D] say
Will it make you think I'm [Fm] stupid, will it make you [C] run away? _ _
_ _ Oh, [G] _ _ _ _
fuck [Am] love, _ _ _ _ fuck [D] love
_ _ _ [Fm] _
Fuck _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ love, [G] _ _ _ _
fuck _ [Am] _ love, _ _ fuck _ [D] _ _ love
[Fm]
And I [F] keep wondering and wondering
[C] But this is how it's [G] always been
[C] I've [F] spent all these years alone, [C] not letting anybody [G]
in
And I [F] keep wondering [Fm]
and wondering
[C] And wondering [D] and wondering
[F] _ When will [C] my
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] Mother knows best and she claims to know the [C] future
I'll fall in love with [G] happy ever after with my [F] suitor
And if I'm being honest, well it doesn't sound that bad
[G] But [C] I blew the only shot at that I think I ever had
_ So fuck love, I don't even deserve [G] it
I've tried my [C] best but still I'm far from [Am] perfect
Watching from the windows wishing I could feel the [D] same
But my feelings aren't [Fm] effective, I guess I'm the one to [C] blame
Oh, fuck love, go ahead call me a [G] cynic
But a happy ending is so unrealistic
[Am] What's the point in trying if I know it won't work [D] out
And I'll earn a broken heart [Fm] that I'd be better [C] off without _ _ _
_ _ [G] Oh, _ _ _ _ fuck [Am] love _ _ _ _ Fuck _ [D] love
_ _ [Fm] _
Fuck _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ love
[G] _ _ _ _ Fuck _ [Am] _ love _ _
Fuck _ [D] love
_ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _