Chords for D12 - My Band (Uncensored)

_ _ _ _ [Bm] I don't know [G#] dude.
I think [A] everybody's all jealous and shit
[Bm] Cuz I'm [F#] like the lead singer of the band and I think [B] everybody's got a fucking problem with me dude
[F#m] And they need to take it up with me after [B] the show
_ [G] _
[F#m] Because these chicks don't even know [Bm] the name of my band
[F#m] But they're all on me [Bm] like they want a whole [F#m] hand
Cuz once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the man
[F#m] All because I'm the [Bm] lead singer of my [F#m] band
So I get off stage right drop the mic
[G#] _ Six and I'm all like so ladies.
My name's Slim [Bm] Shady.
I'm the lead [F#] singer _
_ _ [A] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [G#m] _
[F#m] By now the rest of the fellas get [F#] jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapella
So the chicks [A] start yelling
All the hot [Bm] babes, so the bras and the [F#m] shirts and the panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight with me
[G#] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[F#m] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[F#] Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
[F#m] Yesterday, Kanava tried to pull a knife on me
[A#m] Cuz I told him [E] just to get out cuz my wife would be
[F#] This [A] rockstar shit is the life for me
[B] And all the other guys just despise me [F#m] because of me
These chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my band
[F#m] But they're all on me [Bm] like they want a [G#] whole hand
[F#m] Cuz once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the man
[F#m] All because I'm the [B] lead singer of [F#] my band
My band, my band, [Bm] my band, my band
[F#] My [A] band, my band, [B] my band, my [F#m] band
_ _ Yeah, _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] give me that smirk
[F#m]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards, [G#] don't you?
Ain't that how it go?
We don't rap on Pro Tunes, [A] smash these vocals and do a [B] performance
But we in the [G#m] band and he in the [F#m] tour bus
I'ma autograph you, you a [A#m] liar
[E] I thought you were [F#] Kanava
What [A] the hell is wrong with that dressing room?
[B] Cuz I should've looked [C#m] smaller than a decimal
See, I [A] know how to rap, it's simple [Bm] but
All I [G#] did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm [A] more intact, tryna get on the [F#] map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my [F#m] back
Look at him, little punk ass, thinking he the [F#] shit
Yeah, I know, man, by himself taking all the [F#m] flicks
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[Bm] No, I had an [F#] interview, not you two
You gonna be [A] late to soundcheck
Man, [G#] I like to screw it up
And he always sound best, you know what, man?
I'ma say [Bm] something
You got [G#m] something to say?
[F#m] I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's [Bm] up?
Man, I'ma tell him what I [C#] feel like it, man, shut [F#] up
You ain't [A] even back me up, we supposed to be [B] crewing
Man, I was about to talk [F#m] right after you, I swear
These chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my band
[F#m] But they're all on me [Bm] like they want a whole [F#m] hand
Cuz once I blow, they [Bm] know that I'll be the man
[F#m] All because I'm the [Bm] lead singer of my band
[F#m] They say the lead singer's right, but the group is [Bm] not
We're from Soul Out [C#m] Arena, still Amusement [F#m] Park
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is [Bm] hot
I should cut this mic off when the music [F#m] starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass [Bm] fan every time I am
Hey, dude, I love [F#m] it!
We in the band, bitch, we don't play [F#] instruments
So why you getting 90 and we only get 10 [F#m]%
And these guys acting funny if we get real cold
Proof gave a [B] face, carry on
Can't make it to the stage, security in my [Bm] way
Fuck you, we're [F#m] the only track
God damn it, I'm sick of this [F#] group
Talk top, move the goat solo, and mix [F#m] the loop
I told you I make the beats and run all the [Bm] raps
To a time artist, [F#m] slip me some crack
Lose Yourself video?
I was in the [A#m] back
Superman [C#m] video?
I was in the [F#m] back
Fuck the media, I got some [F#] suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some [F#m] questions like
Who is D12, how we get [G#] started
But what about Eminem?
Bitch, are you retarded?
[F#m] Anyway, I'm the poppiest [F#] guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think [F#m] I'm cute
Then he told me to do sit-ups to get [Bm] buff
Get two and [C#] a half and couldn't get [F#m] up
Fuck D12, I'm out of this [B] band
I'm about to start a group with the [D] real rocks in it
Girl, [C#] when you see you're the [F#m] only one [E] for me
[D#] Then it's just [D] 10 for _ [C#] you
I do know that
[B] _ _ _ _ [C#] Man, these [F#m] _ chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my band
[F#m] But they all on me [Bm] like they one of O'Han's
Fuck [F#m] Marshall, cause once I blow I [F#] know that I'll be the man
[F#m] All because I'm the [Bm] music _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] My band, my band, my band, my band, my band
Rock _ _
[F#] _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] City, I tell you, [F#m] that's my band
_ _ The hottest boy band in the world
_ _ D12 _ _
I'm the lead singer of my band
I [B] get all the girls to take off their underpants
[F#m] I'm the lead singer of my band
My [Bm] salsa makes all the pretty girls [F#m] want to dance my salsa
_ [Bm] Look out for my next single, it's [F#] called My [A] Salsa
_ [Bm] My salsa, [G#] salsa, salsa, salsa
[F#m] My salsa makes all the pretty girls [B] want to dance and take off their [F#m] underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls [B] want to dance and take off [F#] their