Chords for Daevid Allen - Poet for Sale

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[Bb] _ _ Poet for sale, a real live one.
[Dm] Yeah, _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ yeah it's a real live person for sale.
[Dm] _ _ [E] I have my
values [Dm] anyway. _ _
[Eb] [Bb] Clothing no extra charge of course.
_ Buy me now, [Dm] go on.
Buy me now, save
yourself, get [Bb] a gnome for your home.
[D] _ Or an angel in a taxi cab.
[Dm] Or a corpse in a London
bus. _ _
[Bb] Or a fairy in your dairy milking petty cash. _
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[Bb] All you gotta do is buy me and I'm yours.
All yours.
[Dm] _ _ No extra charge.
And my hair is real I tell you, it's [Bb] real.
I beat as I sleep,
as I dream.
You could have me [Dm] today, no deposit.
And I'm interest free too.
Interest [Bb] free.
_ Isn't that enough? _ _ _
[Dm] _ Take me and I will love you.
Love you.
[Bb] _ Love you.
Love you.
_ And then
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ I'll eat you.
[Bb] _ Eat you.
Thank you.
Thank you. _
[Dm] Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ Swallow you whole.
[Dm] Master, _ your word is law.
_ Wipe [Bb] your feet on my mouth and I'll wait at
your [Bb] door.
[Dm] Am I really wanted?
Am I?
Am I wanted?
[D] Is my head to be [Bb] rented till demented?
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Look, I'm no brothel full of philosophic muscle.
I'm [Bb] no menstruating minstrel in a bedroom
with no headroom.
I'm no rotten ill-gotten corpse of coal glatton to be bought cheap
so piss off purchasers.
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