DangerDoom - Sofa King Chords

Please read from sheets.
I am I [Ebm] am sofa King
_ _ Scared of a bunch of water [B] and get out the rain [Eb] order a wrapper for lunch spit out the shame
Then [Bbm] kick a lungy [Abm] off the tip of his Timbo [F] took a [Eb] honey dip into a game of [Gb] strip [Eb] limbo
[Abm] Find no remorse [Eb] a witness [Bbm] as good as a nod to a [Gb] blind horse [G] of course is technique [B] from a divine [Eb] source
Never knew the price of ice or what swine cost one [Abm] guy tried to bite the heat [F] when he [Ebm] discovered the other other white meat Oh
[B] When they hate [Em] so well [Cm] short [A] keeps a cycle [Eb] like the old Bates motel
They can ask him for at least some tracks, but only got confronted by the beast with two backs
[Bbm] Knock [B] mouses [F] a made man villain [Eb] laid down like the best laid plan
They'll the [Db] cat who the [B] hell is that near [Eb] the middle got [Bb] chopped, but it's not all there [Ab] and [N] skittles
Prepare the vittles got riddles and spittles crystal clear to the jock or the jittle
It's hot off the griddle came to take the cake whether [Ebm] it's a lot or little
Kaboom doom is nervous large you could tell by his blooming room Ferris charged
Dark and poor food the only thing was wrong as he's bald as a
Used to [Dbm] ran advance [B] the pan [F] read in tan and keep [Ebm] the human foot for dead man's hand
This is when the mask was brand [F] spanking new [Eb] boy got rusted [Gb] drank [Eb] all the brew
[Bbm]
[B] Stankin to [Eb] you excuse [Abm] you any woman the class [F] front [Eb] for blast of the blunts woman since last month
Do my [E] human in the mask on the [A] stunt danger zooming past man [Eb] fast on the hunt keep the streets
We got the city need be conquered discreetly with the city till they be completely bonkered
[E] Fans demanded it handle [F] it swallow with [Bb] his own brandish it if [B] only he could [Eb] bottle it
[Db] _ [E] _ [Eb] [F] Hmm
[Eb] Let's try to torture him for the secret recipe.
He said it's no use only no [F] have [Eb] no speaking English only do the math
_ Felt no pain [Bbm] brain is saturated with [Ebm] cocaine and Rogaine
He said try scam no things to be caught dead fly man go for bling he got bled I jam over sting
See spots red.
I am so fucking _ _ [Dm] _ Now [Bb] repeat _
[Eb] I am [Dm] so fucking faster.
I [E] am
Not [Eb] so [Bbm] slow [Eb] loses meaning.
I am so fucking
You [Bb] say [G] funny [Eb] things _ _ _
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