Danny Dyer Chords by The Rubberbandits

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[Bbm] I done a backflip in my [Ebm] car, [Fm] _
[Bbm] as I undid your [Ebm] mother's bra.
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[Bbm] Her boobies flopped around her [Ebm] place, _ [Fm] _
[Bbm] and hit me in the fucking [Gb] face.
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[Bbm] I done a massive bag of [Gb] seed, _ [Fm] _ _
[Bbm] with an aboriginal knee.
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[Bbm] We broke into a local zoo, _ [Fm] _
[Bbm] and we let a gila monster loose.
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[Db] Skinny dipping after [Gb] dark, _ [Ab] _
[Bbm] I put a saddle on a shark.
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[Db] I rode him all the way to [Gb] Greece, _ [Cm] _
[Bbm] and ate the country piece by piece.
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[Bbm] Daya laya Danny Daya, get him [Ab] in a _
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[Bbm] headlock. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Who's the big man now?
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[Bbm] Daya laya Danny Daya, get him in a headlock.
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[Bbm] Who's the big man now?
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[Bbm] I got sick of working down in spa, _ [Fm] _
[Bbm] so I got a job as Dracula.
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[Bbm] I bit a woman on the knee, _ _ and I gave her hepatitis [Ebm] C.
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[Bbm] I filled a kettle up with piss, _ _ and I let it boil until it hissed. _ _
I built myself a time machine, _ _ and made a younger me drink [Ebm] wee.
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[Bbm] I done a massive bag of seed, and I put a [Ab] saddle _
[Bbm] _ on a shark.
I rode [Ab] him _
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_ _ _ _ [Gb] all [Fm] the way to Greece, and ate the country piece [Bbm] by piece.
I bit a woman on the knee, and I gave her _ hepatitis C.
I built myself a time machine, _ [Fm] and made a younger me [Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ drink wee. _
Daya laya Danny [Gb] Daya, get him [Fm] in a [Bbm] headlock.
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[Bbm] Who's the big man now? _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] That [Bbm] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ _
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[Bbm] warm space between [Gb] your [Fm] grandmother's tits, [Bbm] that's where Danny's gonna [Ebm] buy his brand new [Fm] house.
[Bbm] The warm [Db] space between [Ebm] your [Fm] grandmother's tits, [Bbm] that's where Danny Daya's gonna [Ebm] build his [Fm] house.
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[Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ Mwahahahaha!
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[Bbm] _ Yes, _ _ _ [Fm] _ _
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[Bbm] _ _ yes, yes, [Ab] _ _
[Db] _ I'm fucking [Gb] Daya!
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[Bbm] _ _ _ Mwahahahaha!
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[Bbm] Mwahahahaha!
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[Bbm] _ _ _ I got sick of working down in spa, so I got a [Fm] job as Dracula. _
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