Chords for Darwin Deez Bad Day on PURE

In the tape.
Pure.
So, so we [Gm] do_ Rewind.
_ _ [G] _ _ _
So we [N] do rewind.
_ [G] Don't put the tape back.
[G#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] I hope that the last page of your 800 [A#m] page novel is [D#] missing. _ _
_ _ [C#] I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red [D#] Mustang. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Cause every day [C#]
ought to be a bad day for [F#] you. _ _
_ _ _ _ Every [C#] day ought to be a bad day for [F#] you. _ _
_ _ [C#] And if you drop your keys, I hope there's a [A#] sewer somewhere [D#] very nearby. _ _
_ _ [C#] I hope that your team lost.
[G#] I hope your [A#m] new girl takes [C#] off with a new [D#] guy.
[A#m] Cause _ [D#] _ _ [F#] _ _ every [C#] day ought to be a bad day for [F#] you. _
_ _ _ _ Every [C#] day ought to be a bad day for [F#] you. _
_ _ _ _ [A#] And I would [Fm] like to be [G#] your girlfriend so [A#] I could dump you.
_ [C#] _
_ [A#] _ _ _ [D#] And I would [A#m] like to be your garbage can so I [D#] would never have [A#m] to pick up the trash again.
Maybe you [C#] should wonder why your [A#] apartment is [E] always so empty. _ _
_ _ [C#] But I hope you get locked out [A#] of said apartment and have to call [C#] Jenny. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Cause every [C#] day ought to be a bad [F#] day for you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Every day ought to be a bad day for you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Every day ought to be a bad [F#] day for you. _
_ _ _ _ _ Every day ought [A#m] to be a bad day [F#] for you.
[A#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Every [C#] day ought to be a bad day [F#] for you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Every [C#] day ought to be a bad day [F#] for you. _
But _ _ _ I'm sorry that ever [C#] ends.
I'm sorry that ever ends.
[F#] I'm sorry that ever ends.
I'm sorry that [D#] ever ends.
[F#] I'm sorry that ever ends.
[C#] I'm sorry that ever ends.
[F#] I'm sorry that ever ends.
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ [G]