Chords for Dave Graney - My Schtick Weighs a Ton

_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ My [B] stick _ [F#]
weighs its half, _ [B] cause I [F#] ain't got _ none, _ _ [B] cause I [F#] ain't got _ none.
_ _ [B] _ [F#] That stuff's for Jewish comics, _ [B] just after [F#] World War II.
_ _ _ [B] Coming [F#] on after the strippers, [B] burlesque house style [F#] as you _ do.
_ [B] _ [F#] Your friend [B] gangsta [F#] guys with their strides around their feet.
_ _ And hard _ -on's jumping in their _ hay.
_ [G#m] _ That's why my _ [B] stick _ [F#]
weighs a ton.
_ _ [B] _ [F#] You have to have something [B] to protect _ yourself.
_ _ _ Some [F#]
sort of mask, something [B] to hide [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] behind. _ _
[F#] My _ _ [B] stick _ [F#]
weighs a ton.
_ [B] I've been [F#] up for so long.
_ _ [B] _ [F#] Twenty-five _ _ [D#m] years I can't come down now.
_ _ [B] _ [F#] I got nowhere to come down to.
Watch _ _ down.
[B] _ _ _
[F#] My _ _ [B] stick _ [F#]
weighs a ton.
_ _ [B] I've been [F#] flying for so long.
_ [B] _ Hiding, [F#] I don't know [B] anybody _ _
[F#] _ around.
_ _ [B] _ Wherever I am. _ _ _ _
[F#] Oh, _ my [B] stick _ [F#] weighs a ton.
Cause [B] I [F#] ain't got none.
It's [B] people.
[F#] People got their shtick eyes on [B] me.
[F#] People got their shtick eyes on [G#m] me.
That's my _ [F#] _ [B] stick _ [F#]
weighs a ton.
_ _ Cause I ain't got _ none.
_ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ Shtick eyes.
[G#m] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [N] _