Chords for David Allan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag (Lyrics on screen)

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_ _ _ But you can talk about your lovers in your backdoor pimps
You can [C] talk about your Hollywood fags [D] if you want to know the baddest motherfucker in the world, and I'm the greatest lover [G] alive
Jackie ol Nassif was a snuff queen for [C] me before she ever got rich
[D] And it would take the average man a day and a half just to satisfy [G] that bitch
Why the Queen of England gave me the [C] key to the whole damn country of France
[D] And it only took me 15 minutes to get into [G] her pants
Well, I fucked them all from coast to [C] coast cuz honey, that's my bag
[D] In fact, I'm the only guy in the world that can make Linda [G] Lovelace gag
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_ _ _ _ Now I think that my dick so god damn [C] big
It's just that I know how to use it
[D] And I'll never let no nickel-dime whore ever get the chance to [G] abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, [C] but I'll still be in control.
[D] And I won't come till I wanna come, cause that's my [G] jelly roll.
There ain't no woman no match for [C] me.
I've had them try to wear me down.
[D] I fucked them barmaids and bank clerks.
I even fucked a [G] circus clown.
Teachers and lawyers, doctors and [C] lawyers, them fat women sure are a drag.
[D] I tell you, I'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make Linda [G] Lovelace gag. _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ My old Harry Reams fell apart at the [C] seams when he saw me fuck that whore.
[D] She sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts, and I still [G] hollered for more.
She sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes, [C] she's a suckin' this bitch alive.
[D] Well, I made her call up two more cunts, and friend, that ain't no [G] jive.
She don't give me no shit about [C] being no big-time lover.
Some [D] movie star with a jag.
Cause you ain't shit if you can't get Linda [G] Lovelace to gag.
_ Now don't talk about being no full-time lover, [C] cause mister, that's my bag.
[D] I'm the only motherfucker in the damn world that can make Linda [G] Lovelace gag.
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