Chords for David Bereaux - Tribute to Mighty Spoiler

_ So ladies and gentlemen, we are happy tonight to present on stage a gentleman coming to sing police woman in Trinidad
You remember that and mad scientist.
I want you to put your hands together and greet.
Mr.
David Perot _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Scientist well, I he made me
_ _ [E] In [G] the world of [G] tomorrow
As I am this fella [Am] he made [Bm] me to know what would happen [Am]
in the [D] world of [G] tomorrow
You can get up [C] anytime in the [G] _ afternoon
_ [D] Emelda darling, let's go to the [G]
moon.
She will see [G] spoiler darling you making fun
[Ab] We went to moon [D] last week.
Let's go [G] to the Sun the _
Scientist [D] say so [G] help me bless people [D] will make children by [G] wireless
You live for those [C] days.
You will [G] shock to see monkey [D] joining like man in
_ [G] _ _ _ Sing _ _
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[D] _ Listen _ [G] _ to this [C] spoiler _ I [G] _ _ _
[Em] wanna
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_ _ _ _ _ thing [C] the [E] scientist say, [Bb] you know [C] Saturday [D] is a shopping [G] day
So if you want to do [C] your shopping on [G] Mars
[E] Put on your [Am] rubber suit and [D] fly [G] in slippers and if you think you [C] can do some speed in your [G] life
Police [E] [D] regulating traffic up in [G] this guy and if you [C]
disobey the law
Well, you [E] ought to know they'll hold you and [D] shut you for speeding [G] too slow
He's a young to see so help me bless people will [D] make children by [G] wireless
You're quite [Ab] up the road your wife [Em] here alone and all your good [D] make children on [G] the telephone
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[G] Sing it out
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_ [G] Listen to this
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_ Another thing [Ab] that makes boil [G] a ball
He say you [Am] wouldn't have to [G] cook food at all a little little pill [Gb] all you have to [G] take
[E] And it are more [Am] vitamins [D] than any [G] _ beefsteak
Everything [C] will be changed in [E] the modern world
_ [Em] The moon [D] will be hot.
The Sun will [G] be cold.
It will be [C] real fantastic
I don't tell you [G] plot to see [D] Mickey Mouse chasing
C _ [G]-0k at his
_ [D] Scientist say so [G] help me bless people [Bb] will make children [D] by [G] wireless
Don't breathe [C] for those days free [G] to be dead because you're [Ab] going to born with a [G] nylon hair
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wanna _ [D] fall I
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_ Was telling him about [C] a nine [G]-legged duck when [B] suddenly at [Am] my front [D] door.
I who the [G] knock I
Thought it was me [C] daughter or my [Bm] girlfriend
[Bb] But to my [Am] great surprise [D] was for _
[G] policemen the arrest the [C] science
I said look [G] man this scientist [D]
fell I in here is my friend.
This is _ [C] scientists
Spoiler not [E] this loss.
He's a madman [D] that'll run away from [G] the madhouse
This I am [D] to say so [G] help me bless [E] people will make [D] children by [G] wireless
You can [C] take your scissors from off [G] the shelf.
You could unscrew [D] your head and trim [G] it yourself
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_ _ _ _ _ [G] Listen to this [C] spoiler _ _ I _ _ wanna [D] fall _ _ _
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They should have woman police in Trinidad [Am] better life [D] spoiler [G] will be more than glad
They should [Am] have woman police [Bm] in Trinidad [A] better [G] life spoiler will be more than glad
I [C] only waiting on one [G] keeping beauty a [D] running right away and a kissing [G] she and when she [C] latch on to me
I wouldn't say [G] a word because [E] I open up [D] my pool is going [G] down the road and that is why I pull it away from
She to hold me tight [A] the woman
Pulling my [D] old mate I turn that to [Dm] win all [C] of us fight, [D] but she told me tie [G] tie tie
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] Sing it out [G] for
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Half Ella [Am] told me they [Bm] would be more bad [Am] than the [Ab] male police
We have [G] in Trinidad, but I don't [D] care they can't be bad like [Ab] a poor brat
[E] Don't talk when you see I [G] drink my liquor
[C] Yes, I put in from west [G] to east a [D] running right away a hug of my [G] police
She can hold me [C] wrong minute [G] squeeze me till I dead [E] but a kissing [D] from she waits right [G] up to she head and that is
Why I pull it away from people.
She told me [B] tight the woman
Pulling [D] my old mate [G] I turn that to [Dm] win all [C] that was by but he [E] told me [D] tie [G] tie tie _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] Sing it out [G] for
_ _ _ [C] One [G] of war
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And when she carry me inside the charge [D] room a couple enough
My [G] police like a bridegroom and when you females [Am] that don't [G] ask me anything is a he but do do darling are answering
_ [C] Honey trunks my [G] love, please forget and nobody's way
She goes start to fret but she can [C] beat me she can put me to [G] dump me close
I am [Dbm] retreating [D] _ advancing [G] from a blue and that is why I pull it away from you for you to hold me
Jack [A] the woman [D] police must hold me tight and [G] that to win [D] all that was bad for you to hold me tight [G] tie _ _ tie
_ _ _ Sing it out [A] boy
_ _ [D] _ Listen to this [G] spoiler a
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one of [G] war
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I'll [G] be a real nuisance in the case
Of [E] course [D] if they really want to [G] have a woman police force give them Tommy [Am] guns
Give [E] them a hand grenade bet [Am] your life.
I [G] afraid I make in the grade
[C] Going through the [G] battle zone to hug up [D] loose in Napoleon [G] zone.
They might shoot down [C] this boy
I might die no [G] doubt
But with the [E] print [D] of a lipstick on [G] top me mouth and that is why I pull it away from she for she to hold me tight
[Dbm] The woman police [Ab] must hold me [D] tight and that to win all that was bad for she to hold [G] me tight tie tie _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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One of war
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