Chords for David Frizzell - Gonna Hire A Wino
Tempo:
164.9 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
A
E
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I came crawling [F] home last night like many nights before.
[C] Finally made it to my feet as they opened up the door.
And she says, [F] we're not going to [G] do this [C] anymore.
She said, I'm going to hire a wino [F] to decorate our home.
Hey, Female [C] Aggie, now, you won't need [G] to roam.
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, [C] we'll park the way to [G] our bathroom down [C] the hall.
[A] She said, [C] bring those Friday paychecks, and [F] I'll cash more right here.
I'll keep a tap [C] running for your friends, your favorite kind [G] of beer.
[C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock those [F] soft aluminum cans.
So that when you're feeling [C] macho, you can [G] crush them like [C] a man.
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet.
We'll [F] put sawdust on the floor.
Serve our boneless [C] pretzels, and I won't cook [G] no more.
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar.
And a big phone in [C] the hallway when [G] your friends can't find [C] the car.
She said, [D] I'm going to hire a wino to [G] decorate our home.
[G] Hey, Female [D] Aggies, now, you won't need to [A] roam.
We'll take [D] out the dining room table, put a [G]
bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, we'll park [D] the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall.
She said, you'll get friendly service, a [G] variety of atmosphere.
I'll slip on a side of the sex [D] head, cut it clear of the air.
[A] [A] Then [D] you can slap my bottom [F#] every [G] time you tell a joke.
Then, I forget the words [D] to this song.
[A] I told you I was [D] 30.
She said, [E] I'm going to hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
Hey, [E] Female Aggies, now, you won't [B] need to roam.
Then when [E] you and your friends get off from work, you [A] have a father first.
Well, there won't be any [E] reason why you [B] can't stop off here [E] first.
One more.
[C#m] She said, I'm [E] going to hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
Hey, Female Aggies, now, you won't need [C#] to roam.
We'll take [E] out the dining room table, put a bar along that wall.
Then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to [B] our bathroom down [E] the hall.
Well, [A] then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to our [B] bathroom down the hall.
[C#] I think that was Charlie.
Where is he?
He's all the words that
[C] Finally made it to my feet as they opened up the door.
And she says, [F] we're not going to [G] do this [C] anymore.
She said, I'm going to hire a wino [F] to decorate our home.
Hey, Female [C] Aggie, now, you won't need [G] to roam.
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, [C] we'll park the way to [G] our bathroom down [C] the hall.
[A] She said, [C] bring those Friday paychecks, and [F] I'll cash more right here.
I'll keep a tap [C] running for your friends, your favorite kind [G] of beer.
[C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock those [F] soft aluminum cans.
So that when you're feeling [C] macho, you can [G] crush them like [C] a man.
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet.
We'll [F] put sawdust on the floor.
Serve our boneless [C] pretzels, and I won't cook [G] no more.
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar.
And a big phone in [C] the hallway when [G] your friends can't find [C] the car.
She said, [D] I'm going to hire a wino to [G] decorate our home.
[G] Hey, Female [D] Aggies, now, you won't need to [A] roam.
We'll take [D] out the dining room table, put a [G]
bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, we'll park [D] the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall.
She said, you'll get friendly service, a [G] variety of atmosphere.
I'll slip on a side of the sex [D] head, cut it clear of the air.
[A] [A] Then [D] you can slap my bottom [F#] every [G] time you tell a joke.
Then, I forget the words [D] to this song.
[A] I told you I was [D] 30.
She said, [E] I'm going to hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
Hey, [E] Female Aggies, now, you won't [B] need to roam.
Then when [E] you and your friends get off from work, you [A] have a father first.
Well, there won't be any [E] reason why you [B] can't stop off here [E] first.
One more.
[C#m] She said, I'm [E] going to hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
Hey, Female Aggies, now, you won't need [C#] to roam.
We'll take [E] out the dining room table, put a bar along that wall.
Then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to [B] our bathroom down [E] the hall.
Well, [A] then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to our [B] bathroom down the hall.
[C#] I think that was Charlie.
Where is he?
He's all the words that
Key:
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I came crawling [F] home last night _ _ _ like many nights before. _
[C] _ _ Finally made it to my feet as they opened up the door.
_ And she says, [F] we're not going to [G] do this [C] anymore.
_ _ _ _ She said, I'm going to hire a wino [F] to decorate _ our home. _
_ Hey, Female [C] Aggie, now, _ _ you won't need [G] to roam.
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, [C] we'll park the way to [G] our bathroom down [C] the hall. _
_ [A] _ She said, [C] bring those Friday _ paychecks, and [F] I'll cash more right here.
_ _ I'll keep a tap [C] running for your friends, your favorite kind [G] of beer.
_ [C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock those [F] soft aluminum cans.
_ So that when you're feeling [C] _ macho, you can [G] crush them like [C] a man.
_ _ She said, we'll rip out all the carpet.
We'll [F] put sawdust on the floor. _ _
Serve our boneless [C] pretzels, and I won't cook [G] no more.
There'll [C] be Monday _ night football on [F] TV above the bar. _
And a big phone in [C] the hallway when [G] your friends can't find [C] the car. _
_ _ She said, [D] I'm going to hire a wino _ to [G] decorate our home.
_ [G] _ Hey, Female [D] Aggies, now, you won't need to [A] roam.
We'll take [D] out the dining room table, put a [G]
bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, we'll park [D] the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall. _ _ _
_ She said, you'll get friendly _ service, a [G] variety of atmosphere.
_ _ _ I'll slip on a side of the sex [D] head, _ _ cut it clear of the air.
[A] _ _ [A] Then [D] you can slap my bottom _ [F#] every [G] time you tell a joke.
_ Then, I forget the words [D] to this song.
_ [A] I told you I was [D] 30.
_ _ _ She said, [E] I'm going to hire a wino _ [A] to decorate our home. _
Hey, _ _ [E] Female Aggies, now, you won't [B] need to roam.
Then when [E] you and your friends get off from work, you [A] have a father first.
_ Well, there won't be any [E] reason why you [B] can't stop off here [E] first.
One more.
_ [C#m] She said, I'm [E] going to hire a wino _ [A] to decorate our home. _
Hey, _ Female _ Aggies, now, you won't need [C#] to roam.
We'll take [E] out the dining room table, put a bar along that wall. _
Then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to [B] our bathroom down [E] the hall. _
Well, [A] then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to our [B] bathroom down the hall.
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ I think that was Charlie.
Where is he?
He's all the words that
[C] _ _ Finally made it to my feet as they opened up the door.
_ And she says, [F] we're not going to [G] do this [C] anymore.
_ _ _ _ She said, I'm going to hire a wino [F] to decorate _ our home. _
_ Hey, Female [C] Aggie, now, _ _ you won't need [G] to roam.
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, [C] we'll park the way to [G] our bathroom down [C] the hall. _
_ [A] _ She said, [C] bring those Friday _ paychecks, and [F] I'll cash more right here.
_ _ I'll keep a tap [C] running for your friends, your favorite kind [G] of beer.
_ [C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock those [F] soft aluminum cans.
_ So that when you're feeling [C] _ macho, you can [G] crush them like [C] a man.
_ _ She said, we'll rip out all the carpet.
We'll [F] put sawdust on the floor. _ _
Serve our boneless [C] pretzels, and I won't cook [G] no more.
There'll [C] be Monday _ night football on [F] TV above the bar. _
And a big phone in [C] the hallway when [G] your friends can't find [C] the car. _
_ _ She said, [D] I'm going to hire a wino _ to [G] decorate our home.
_ [G] _ Hey, Female [D] Aggies, now, you won't need to [A] roam.
We'll take [D] out the dining room table, put a [G]
bar along that wall.
Hey, neon sign, we'll park [D] the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall. _ _ _
_ She said, you'll get friendly _ service, a [G] variety of atmosphere.
_ _ _ I'll slip on a side of the sex [D] head, _ _ cut it clear of the air.
[A] _ _ [A] Then [D] you can slap my bottom _ [F#] every [G] time you tell a joke.
_ Then, I forget the words [D] to this song.
_ [A] I told you I was [D] 30.
_ _ _ She said, [E] I'm going to hire a wino _ [A] to decorate our home. _
Hey, _ _ [E] Female Aggies, now, you won't [B] need to roam.
Then when [E] you and your friends get off from work, you [A] have a father first.
_ Well, there won't be any [E] reason why you [B] can't stop off here [E] first.
One more.
_ [C#m] She said, I'm [E] going to hire a wino _ [A] to decorate our home. _
Hey, _ Female _ Aggies, now, you won't need [C#] to roam.
We'll take [E] out the dining room table, put a bar along that wall. _
Then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to [B] our bathroom down [E] the hall. _
Well, [A] then, neon sign, [E] we'll park the way to our [B] bathroom down the hall.
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ I think that was Charlie.
Where is he?
He's all the words that