Chords for David Hyde Pierce - You Won't Succeed On Broadway [HQ, subbed]

_ _ You must take this musical to _ Broadway. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Book seats on the way.
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_ _ _ _ Yes, sir, we don't stand a chance there. _ _ _ _ _
Because Broadway _ is _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] a very special place,
[C] filled with very special people.
[Am] People who can sing [B] and dance, [F] often at the same time.
_ _ [G] _ They are _
_ [C] multi-talented [Dm] people,
and people who need people,
[Ab] _ [Eb] and who are in many ways, the least people.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] Sorry, sir, [C] we don't have a chance.
But why not?
Let [N] _ _ me put it like [D] this. _ _
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[E] _ In any great adventure, if you don't want [G] to lose,
victory _ [Gbm] depends upon the people that you choose.
[E] So listen, Arthur, darling, closely to this news.
[C] We won't succeed [G] on Broadway if [Dbm] we don't have any Jews.
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_ You may [Gb] have to buy your sets in the stage with penthouse pits.
You may have the loveliest costumes [A] and best shoes.
[D] _ You may dance, or you may sing, but I'm sorry, Arthur,
you will [E] have no cheers.
[D] Lots and [G] lots of booze.
[E] [Bm] You may have to put your head by the score [C] of the onions.
But, or, [Gbm] you may even have the animals [D] consume.
[G] _ With coats and trousers, gifts, [C] you may have [Eb] a lemon slice.
But, my [E] children, you are gifted.
[A] [G] Give me a kiss. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ They won't care if it _ _ looks pretty.
They simply [Ab] say it's shitty [Am] and pathetic.
[D] _ _ [Am] We [D] will go, sir, [Am] if it's not kosher [D] than no-sue, [Am] sir.
The fire [D] won't be given [G] up.
You _ _ may have [C] lots of girls in underwear.
[A] You may even have [B] the finest [D] of room.
You're [G] doing great! _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ You may have dramatic lighting.
_ _ _ You may even have some [D] white men in the room.
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_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] You may be all singing [C] or snoozing.
So despite your brilliant legs, [F] your lardy hair,
your good-natured eyes,
[D] some of the [E] things that you see [G] in the video,
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_ [C] _ you may _ [B] _ _
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_ _ _ have_ _farts. _
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_ [Dbm] have_
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_ _ _ [Dbm] _as
you want, [Eb] or as you are going [Ab] to lose.
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_ _or_
[Gb] _ _you
can_ _ [F] _or_
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_ _ [Db] _ _ _any
juice.
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