Chords for David Lee Roth - Two Fools A Minute (1988) (Remastered) HQ

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_ _ _ _ Ah, here's a little [Cm] combination for you.
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_ [Gm] _ Like [C] everything I like, or make me sick or poor or fat.
Just who?
You beautiful dolls, say one for me and try not to laugh.
Who's got the time?
Who owns the horses?
Now you see it, now you don't.
Right.
Now I've seen everything.
At least everything I want.
Take the _ [G] embarrassing, and leave all the life for me.
[Em] Tell me, baby, [G] please, she's got [A] _ unexpected [C] company.
So [G] it's off the road, [Gm] turn right next [G] Thursday, think that's where I'm gone.
I ain't [Cm] drowning, just waving, [G] ain't even worth a song.
[Eb] No.
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_ _ Take one for [Dm] yourself, Angelic. _
Don't be shy.
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Look at how my hands work. _ _
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We was making something of it, and it didn't mark the spot.
But why's a crooked letter, I forgot? _ _
_ But not me, Chief, I'm just radar.
I don't talk in front of the kids.
Hey, I know the difference, either me, Shell, or Herod.
[Bb] _ _ [Em] She's got a place for the [G] _ parade.
[A] While she's out doing Yankee Doodles.
[Em] Thought I had it [G] made. _ _
[Am] Baby, dream was made this year.
And [G] it's off the road, [Gm] turn right next Thursday, [G] think that's where I'm gone.
I ain't [Cm] drowning, just waving, [Gm] ain't even worth a song. _
See ya in the funny papers, guess that's where I'll be.
They [C] say two fools, _ born a minute, [G] guess that makes me three. _
_ [Eb] _ Hot and lit, Daddy.
Hot and [Cm] lit.
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_ _ Up, up, up, [G] up, up the road, [Gm] turn right next Thursday, think that's where I'm [Cm]
gone.
I ain't drowning, just [Fm] waving, [G] ain't even worth a legal [Eb] song. _
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[G] See ya in the funny papers, guess that's where I'll be.
If [C] there's two fools, _ born a minute, _ [G] I'm all three.
Wait a minute.
[Gm] Two fools, born a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, one time.
Check.
[Cm] Uh-oh.
_ [F] _ _ _ [G] One of these is my way.
_ Two fools, born a minute.
I knew I had company in here.
Hey, [Cm] _
where's the [F] drummer?
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_ _ [Gm] Two fools, born _ a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Now I don't know how many [F] people can get in the back here.
[C] _ Billy, [F] you gotta drive.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Five fools, born a minute.
No, no, we can't let somebody drive. _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Six fools, born a minute.
That's right, don't be staring at your stereo.
_ Fool. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ No, hey, hey.
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] I gotta be home [G] before the end of the month. _ _ _ _ _
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