Shitmachine Chords by Days N Daze

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Is he talking sense?
_ Him?
He's alright.
_ He's just completely out of his mind.
That's all.
The trouble with you is you don't believe in anything.
And your trouble is that you believe in [G] anything. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] What's the next city?
[Em] What's the next stop?
_ [C] Next thing you know you've apparently gone wrong.
Well, [G] I don't care.
No [Em] one ever made it anywhere [C] without some scars.
_ _ _ _ [G] We're making stories.
[Em] We're making friends.
We're [C] making good time.
We're taking our last chance.
Cause [G] soon the sun will set. _
[Em] _ _ And there's [C] enough money to get.
_ _ _ _ [G] It's a shit show.
[Em] It's a disaster.
[C] But it's everything I've ever wanted.
And I wouldn't trade it [G] for the world.
_ [Em] And I wouldn't [C] trade it for the world.
_ _ _ [G] All my friends are dervish.
Except [Em] for their assholes.
[C] But I love them just the way they are.
You know I wouldn't [G] change a thing. _ _
[Em] You know I wouldn't [C] change a thing. _
_ _ _ _ [G] Whoa, _ [Em]
whoa, whoa, _ [C] whoa. _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] Whoa, _ _ [Em]
whoa, whoa, _ [C] _ whoa. _ _
_ _ _ [G] Drive this [Em] goddamn van into [C] the ground. _ _
_ _ [G] Keep on chasing [Em] that horizon.
[C] Show no signs of slowing down.
_ [G] Until the engine blows up [Em] or we run out of [C] gas.
Then we'll pick up some booze and get drunk off our [G] asses.
The teens, the [Em] drinkings, the solutions, _ [C] everything else.
_ _ _ _ [G] It's a shit show.
[Em] It's a disaster.
[C] But it's everything I've ever wanted.
And I wouldn't trade [G] it for the world. _
[Em] And I wouldn't trade [C] it for the world. _
_ _ All my [G] friends are dervish.
[Em] Except for their assholes.
[C] But I love them just the way they are.
You know I wouldn't change [G] a thing. _ _
[Em] You know I [C] wouldn't change a thing. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] Whoa, whoa, [C] _ _ whoa, _ _ whoa.
[G] _ Whoa, _ [Em] _ _
whoa, [C] _ whoa, _ _ whoa.
_ _ [G] Release those slumber [Em] cups with their cups in [C] on.
Before enemies even realize that we've shown up for [G] God.
We've been dumping the 50 [Em]
bottles of toilet fluid.
_ [C] Quiet down the interstate, you know life is a [G] game.
Flail it, [Em] hail your mail it.
If you don't [C] got a pitch, that's fine.
Or we got a wheelchair, [G] it can't take life so [Em] serious all [C] the time.
Wake up and play me on the fence.
[G] This is a shit show.
[Em] It's a disaster.
[C] But it's everything I've ever wanted.
And I wouldn't trade it [G] for the world. _
[Em] And I wouldn't [C] trade it for the world. _
_ _ [G] All my friends are dervish.
Except [Em] for their _ assholes.
[C] But I love them just the way they are.
You know I [G] wouldn't change a thing.
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You know I [C] wouldn't change a thing. _ _
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_ [G] This is a shit [Em] show.
It's a disaster.
[C] But it's everything I've ever wanted.
And I wouldn't trade [G] it for the world.
_ [Em] And I wouldn't trade it [C] for the world. _ _ _
[G] All my friends are dervish.
Except [Em] for their _ assholes.
[C] But I love them just the way they are.
You know I wouldn't [G] change a thing.
[Em] _ You know I [C] wouldn't change a thing. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I had to sit behind a desk all day, I'd go crazy.
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