Dead Milkmen - Big Words Make the Baby Jesus Cry Chords

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He's so proud of his books that he's never read,
Cause there are so many books that he's never read.
_ _ _ _ To your head, and make you think funny thoughts,
There's a line in bed.
[Em] _ [E] Now he's got a [Em] [E] philosophy, [Am] he's got a simple rule,
A motto, [A] a creed, [B] big [A] words make the baby [E] Jesus cry.
Said _ _ _ _ _ that once was a woman who had nothing to say,
She still felt the need to say it anyway,
Never understood why people stayed away.
She said the newspapers are filled with lies,
Inclined by gay, mother Jewish spies.
Atheists run the public schools,
While communists piss into the public pools.
No matter the facts, she sees the truth.
[Em] _ [E] Now she's got a [Em] [E] philosophy, [Am] she's got a simple rule,
A [B] motto, a creed, big [A] words make the baby [E] Jesus cry.
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_ [A] Big words are [D] the [A] enemy,
_ [D] Report [F#m] big words [C] to the [D]
authorities.
[A] Big words are the things that bad people say,
[D] If you hear [F#m] a big word, cut [Am] the other [D] way.
_ Big [F#m] words lead you down a crooked path,
To William [Am] Faulkner and [D] Sylvia Plath.
[A] When you use a big word, [D] you commit [A] a sin,
[D] When you use [A] a big word, the [Am] [D] terrorists win.
[A] Tonight [E] in the country, we'll go out to a show,
It's a movie written by a five-year-old,
About a great monkey and the kitten he saves.
It's no wonder James Dover spins in his grave.
[Em] _ [F#] Now we've got a [Em] [E] philosophy, [Am] we've got a [B] simple rule,
[Am] A motto, [B] a creed, big [A] words make the baby [E] Jesus cry. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] Now [A] we've got [Em] a [F#] philosophy, we've [Am] got a simple [A] rule,
[Am] A motto, [B] a creed, big [A] words make the baby Jesus [E]
cry.
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