Chords for Deadbolt-Truck Drivin SOB

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_ [D] I followed them [B] downtown to one of them [C#] _ [F#] artist's lofts.
[B] One of the guys came to the [F#] door and said, Hi, you must be Mitch.
I said no.
[Bm] I punched him in the teeth and said, [C#] I'm a truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
Oh yeah, truck.
Truck [A] driving son of [B] a bitch.
[F#] Truck driving son of a bitch.
Shane [A] smoking, [B] Viggy [C#] joking, truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
_ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ Truck driving son of a bitch.
[E] The new waitress, [B] she gave me [C#m] the eye and greasy [F#] father come on in.
Took her home to a honky tonk new thing for checking into the spring day man.
In the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch.
Said sorry baby, gotta go, truck driving son of a bitch.
Oh yeah.
_ [D] _ [B] _ [A#] I'm a truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
I'm a pill [B] popping, Jojo eating, [F#] truck driving son of a bitch.
[E] A chicken fry, [F#m] steak, eating, truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
[B] A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy [C#m] hour, truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
Oh yeah, [D] hey.
[F#] _ [B] _ [A] What was your [F#] tour name again Paul?
I don't [A] know about it.
[B] _ _ [D] _ [F#] _ _
_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ Drinking _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] beer at my [F#] favorite bar, the chrome nudie girl inn.
_ [Bm] [A] Truckers don't [G#m] like shuttle bus [C#] drivers and a [F#] stew of them walked in.
Rather drink with a smoky [D] bear and get the hemorrhoid.
[F#] Me [A] and Bob beat the shit out of them cause I'm a truck [F#] driving son of a bitch.
Truck driving [A#] son of a bitch.
[B] [A] I'm a truck [F#] driving son of [F#m] a bitch.
A side bird wearing, red man chewing, truck driving son of [F#] a bitch.
Belmond [A] Louise high key, the X.
Truck driving son of a bitch yeah.
_ _ [D#m] _ [A] Truck driving, son [F#] of a bitch.
_ Jain smoking, CB joking, truck driving son of a bitch.
Yeah, he's going to slap me on the face cause I'm a truck driving son of a bitch.
_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ [F#m] I'm a truck driving son of a bitch.
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_ _ [E] [F#] Truck driving son of a bitch.
I'm a truck driving [C#m] son of a [F#] bitch.
[E] [F#] We are shippin' [Bm] the chicken [C#m] lickin' [F#] truck drop, son of a bitch.
Oh yeah, huh?
[A] _ [B] Hey, come on, man.
Change some hands.
I thought you [F#] were girls all that here.
Where you [A] goin', boy?
Hey, dude.
[B] Goin' to the folk festival in [F#] Paspen.
Oh yeah, no kidding?
[D] Get the fuck out of my truck.
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