Chords for Dear Abby
Tempo:
88.4 bpm
Chords used:
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E
F#
C#
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
About three months ago I was in Rome, Italy.
I don't know what I was doing there, I was just there.
This sandwich one day and they gave me a newspaper with it.
It was the only newspaper they had there that was in English.
They had all the news from all around the world just crammed into four pages.
They didn't even have any bunnies in there.
Every time you turn a page something just jumps right out of it.
I found an old friend in there and I wrote her a song.
It's for Dear Abby.
[E] [B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my [E] feet are too long.
My hair is falling out and my [C#] rights are [F#] all wrong.
[B] My friends they all [E] tell me that I have no friends at [B] all.
Won't you write me a letter, [F#] won't you give me a call.
[E]
[B] Signed, Bewildered.
Bewildered, [E] bewildered, you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and knocking on wood.
[F#]
[B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
My wife hollers at me [C#] and my kids [F#] are all freaks.
[B] Every side I get up [E] on is the wrong side [B] of bed.
If it weren't so expensive [F#] I'd wish I were [B] dead.
[E] [B] Signed, Unhappy.
Unhappy, unhappy, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
So [B] listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and [B] knocking on wood.
[E] [F#] [B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear [E] Abby,
you won't [B] believe this, but my stomach makes [C#] noises whenever I kiss.
[F#] [B] My girlfriend tells me [E] it's all in my head.
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
[E] [F#]
[B] Signed, Noisemaker.
Noisemaker, noisemaker, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster [E] and listen [B] up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
[E] [F#]
[B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, [E] well I [B] never thought that me and my girlfriend [C#] would ever get [F#] caught.
[B] We were sitting in the back [E] seat just shooting [B] the breeze.
With her hair up in [C#] curlers and her pants to her knees.
[E] [F#] Signed, [B] Just Married.
Just married, just married, [E] you have [B] no complaint.
You are what you are and you ain't [F#] what you ain't.
[B] So listen [G#] up buster [E] and listen up [B] good.
Stop wishing for bad [F#] luck and knocking [B] on [E] wood.
[F#] [B] Signed, Dear Abby.
[N]
I don't know what I was doing there, I was just there.
This sandwich one day and they gave me a newspaper with it.
It was the only newspaper they had there that was in English.
They had all the news from all around the world just crammed into four pages.
They didn't even have any bunnies in there.
Every time you turn a page something just jumps right out of it.
I found an old friend in there and I wrote her a song.
It's for Dear Abby.
[E] [B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my [E] feet are too long.
My hair is falling out and my [C#] rights are [F#] all wrong.
[B] My friends they all [E] tell me that I have no friends at [B] all.
Won't you write me a letter, [F#] won't you give me a call.
[E]
[B] Signed, Bewildered.
Bewildered, [E] bewildered, you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and knocking on wood.
[F#]
[B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
My wife hollers at me [C#] and my kids [F#] are all freaks.
[B] Every side I get up [E] on is the wrong side [B] of bed.
If it weren't so expensive [F#] I'd wish I were [B] dead.
[E] [B] Signed, Unhappy.
Unhappy, unhappy, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
So [B] listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and [B] knocking on wood.
[E] [F#] [B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear [E] Abby,
you won't [B] believe this, but my stomach makes [C#] noises whenever I kiss.
[F#] [B] My girlfriend tells me [E] it's all in my head.
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
[E] [F#]
[B] Signed, Noisemaker.
Noisemaker, noisemaker, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster [E] and listen [B] up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
[E] [F#]
[B]
Dear Abby, dear Abby, [E] well I [B] never thought that me and my girlfriend [C#] would ever get [F#] caught.
[B] We were sitting in the back [E] seat just shooting [B] the breeze.
With her hair up in [C#] curlers and her pants to her knees.
[E] [F#] Signed, [B] Just Married.
Just married, just married, [E] you have [B] no complaint.
You are what you are and you ain't [F#] what you ain't.
[B] So listen [G#] up buster [E] and listen up [B] good.
Stop wishing for bad [F#] luck and knocking [B] on [E] wood.
[F#] [B] Signed, Dear Abby.
[N]
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About three months ago I was in _ Rome, _ Italy. _
_ _ _ I don't know what I was doing there, I was just there. _ _ _ _
This sandwich one day and they gave me a newspaper with it.
It was the only newspaper they had there that was in English.
They had all the news from all around the world just crammed into four pages.
_ _ They didn't even have any bunnies in there.
Every time you turn a page something just jumps right out of it. _ _ _ _
I found an old friend in there and I wrote her a song.
_ _ _ It's for Dear Abby.
[E] _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ Dear Abby, dear Abby, my [E] feet are too long.
My hair is falling out and my [C#] rights are [F#] all wrong.
[B] My friends they all [E] tell me that I have no friends at [B] all.
Won't you write me a letter, [F#] won't you give me a call.
[E] _ _
[B] Signed, Bewildered. _ _ _
_ Bewildered, [E] bewildered, you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
_ [B] So listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and knocking on wood.
_ [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
My wife hollers at me [C#] and my kids [F#] are all freaks.
[B] Every side I get up [E] on is the wrong side [B] of bed.
If it weren't so expensive [F#] I'd wish I were [B] dead.
[E] _ _ [B] Signed, Unhappy.
_ _ _ _ Unhappy, unhappy, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
So [B] listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and [B] knocking on wood.
[E] _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ Dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, _ _ _ dear [E] Abby,
you won't [B] believe this, but my stomach makes [C#] noises whenever I kiss.
[F#] _ [B] My girlfriend tells me [E] it's all in my head.
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
[E] _ [F#] _ _
[B] Signed, Noisemaker. _ _ _
_ Noisemaker, noisemaker, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster [E] and listen [B] up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
[E] _ [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _
Dear Abby, dear Abby, [E] well I [B] never thought that me and my girlfriend [C#] would ever get [F#] caught.
[B] We were sitting in the back [E] seat just shooting [B] the breeze.
With her hair up in [C#] curlers and her pants to her knees.
[E] _ _ [F#] _ Signed, [B] Just Married. _ _ _
Just married, just married, [E] you have [B] no complaint.
You are what you are and you ain't [F#] what you ain't.
[B] So listen [G#] up buster [E] and listen up [B] good.
Stop wishing for bad [F#] luck and knocking [B] on [E] wood.
_ [F#] [B] Signed, Dear Abby.
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I don't know what I was doing there, I was just there. _ _ _ _
This sandwich one day and they gave me a newspaper with it.
It was the only newspaper they had there that was in English.
They had all the news from all around the world just crammed into four pages.
_ _ They didn't even have any bunnies in there.
Every time you turn a page something just jumps right out of it. _ _ _ _
I found an old friend in there and I wrote her a song.
_ _ _ It's for Dear Abby.
[E] _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ Dear Abby, dear Abby, my [E] feet are too long.
My hair is falling out and my [C#] rights are [F#] all wrong.
[B] My friends they all [E] tell me that I have no friends at [B] all.
Won't you write me a letter, [F#] won't you give me a call.
[E] _ _
[B] Signed, Bewildered. _ _ _
_ Bewildered, [E] bewildered, you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
_ [B] So listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and knocking on wood.
_ [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
My wife hollers at me [C#] and my kids [F#] are all freaks.
[B] Every side I get up [E] on is the wrong side [B] of bed.
If it weren't so expensive [F#] I'd wish I were [B] dead.
[E] _ _ [B] Signed, Unhappy.
_ _ _ _ Unhappy, unhappy, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
So [B] listen up buster and listen up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck [F#] and [B] knocking on wood.
[E] _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ Dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, dear Abby, _ _ _ dear [E] Abby,
you won't [B] believe this, but my stomach makes [C#] noises whenever I kiss.
[F#] _ [B] My girlfriend tells me [E] it's all in my head.
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
[E] _ [F#] _ _
[B] Signed, Noisemaker. _ _ _
_ Noisemaker, noisemaker, [E] you have no [B] complaint.
You are what you [C#] are and you ain't what [F#] you ain't.
[B] So listen up buster [E] and listen [B] up good.
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
[E] _ [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _
Dear Abby, dear Abby, [E] well I [B] never thought that me and my girlfriend [C#] would ever get [F#] caught.
[B] We were sitting in the back [E] seat just shooting [B] the breeze.
With her hair up in [C#] curlers and her pants to her knees.
[E] _ _ [F#] _ Signed, [B] Just Married. _ _ _
Just married, just married, [E] you have [B] no complaint.
You are what you are and you ain't [F#] what you ain't.
[B] So listen [G#] up buster [E] and listen up [B] good.
Stop wishing for bad [F#] luck and knocking [B] on [E] wood.
_ [F#] [B] Signed, Dear Abby.
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _