Chords for Debbie Harry, Miss Guy and Matt Katz-Bohen "Too Drunk To Fuck" Cafe Carlyle 05/04/15

I _ can't [F#] remember that.
You did a great show [F] there.
Yes, that was good.
That was the staircase show.
The staircase show.
[B]
Nina Hagen.
_ [D] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [A#]
Go Nina.
[D#] _ _ Go Nina.
Go [D] Nina.
Go Debby.
_ _ [E] _ [F] Go Debby. Go Debby. _
_ _ _ Well?
[B] Go. _
[F#] _ _ _ [F] I would never do that to you.
I [C] love this guy here.
But we [E] are going to do another song.
They would like that.
[D#] _
They're sick of me.
Never.
_ It's getting hot up [D#] here.
Take off all your clothes.
[C#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [C] I sort of [E] liked.
_ [G] _ _ [C] Oh [F#] yeah, do you like my dress?
_ _ _ [N] _ Todd Thomas.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [N]
He's, thank you.
He's, yeah.
I [D#] love Todd.
He makes wonderful things.
For men and women.
Yes he does.
Yes, you know, that's a real trick actually.
So, we're going to do a song [N] together now.
And this was originally done by the Dead Kennedys. _
_ _ [G] _ All four of them.
All four of them [E] wrote this.
They collaborated like crazy [N] on this.
Yes.
Well you can tell.
Did they shave their heads afterwards?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Sure, why not? _
[C] _ _ _ [D#] _ Don't hit me with that [G#] right now. _
This was a [C] nice present from Michael.
[F#] He's over there.
There you are.
[C#] Yeah.
[G#] So, [F#] do you want to start this up?
[G] Shall we remain untitled?
Let's [C] remain untitled.
Remain [F#] untitled for a while.
See if you can guess the title.
[A] Hell no. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [Am] _ I danced all night.
[G] After 16 [D] years, started an awful fight.
_ Well now I'm jaded.
Yeah.
You're out of luck.
_ _ [G] Bro, [D] I'm down the stairs too drunk to fuck.
_ _ [E] _ _ Too drunk to fuck. _
Too drunk [G] to fuck.
[E] Too drunk to fuck.
Too drunk, too drunk, [A] too drunk to fuck. _ _ _ _
[C] _ I love your [Am] stories.
I love your blood.
_ [G] Shoot now, truck tires.
I'm [Am] fucking in love with the fuck.
_ _ [D] You're in my room.
_ Cause you were [A] dead.
_ [G] You cried after baby, [Am] in a race [D] ahead.
_ [G] _ [E] _ [Em] Too drunk to [E] fuck.
Too drunk to fuck.
[G] Too drunk to fuck.
[F] Too drunk, [C] too drunk, too drunk to [D] fuck.
_ You [A] take it, Deb.
_ Take it like a man.
_ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ [E] I'm drunk. _
[F#] My head's a mess.
[D] _ [G] The only salvation [D] is, I'll never see [A] you again.
_ _ You give me [D] head. _
It makes it [B] worse, Debbie.
_ [G] Take out your fucking [Am] retainer and shove it up [A] your arse.
[D#] _ _ [E] _ Too drunk to fuck.
Too [Bm] drunk to fuck.
Too drunk, too fucked.
[F#] Too drunk, too [Am] drunk, too drunk to [A] fuck.
_ [D] _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ Too _ [G] _ [E] _ drunk to fuck.
_ Too drunk [Bm] to fuck.
Too drunk to fuck.
Too fucked.
[F] Too drunk, too drunk, [C] too [Am] drunk to fuck. _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _