Chords for Deep Purple - Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic (Purpendicular 01)

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_ _ _ _ _ _ It was rainin' cold and drinkin' beer, nothin' more than keys and beer, but this man's life
goes on, he gets squeezed all over [Bb] from time to time.
_ Well, we met, said I'm blind, his name is dead, see that [E] one over there that calls Sunday
every time she goes past.
[B] I [B] was wigglin' my [A] tail, _
_ _ [E] [B] can I fly you [Em] there?
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] What a guy.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Em] Well, I had a few myself, he said, but I never quit when I'm ahead.
Too many rules and regulations, stupid laws, he's now fast as a horse behind closed doors.
And another thing I won't discuss is _ religion.
It always costs a black [B] man food, _ _ yes he [D] goes again, _ _ _ and [D] yes he does.
[Em] That's right.
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Yeah.
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_ _ _ _ They told me of those injustices that he had suffered [E] in his life, his wife [Em] and kids and
pops and dogs and neighbors, [A] raisin' [Em] kids and cousins, right.
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They was forever whinin', bleepin', howlin', yappin', screechin', moanin', [B] cryin', laughin'.
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He fed them [A] well, _ _ _ he [G] cared for them, walked [Em] them, _ _ _ _ sat in the canteen. _ _ _
_ _ _ Things I've heard didn't win a chair, nothin' must've got in his hair.
The beauty of it was that he was right.
_ [Bb] [Em] He was big as a truck, fast as a horse, that he was always right.
He ain't no pig, took a hike and worked lips on the East [Bb] Coast black man [Bm] food.
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Big as a [A] truck.
_ [A] _ [E] He was fast as a [Em] dog, pig. _ _ _ _
_ What a guy. _ _ _ _
_ _ Top man in the house, hey.
Top man in the house, hey.
Top man in the house, hey. _
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