Transvestite Blues Chords by Demented Are Go

[C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] One of the dresses and I [Fm] used to [Bb] put on the makeup, [B] put [F] on the rouge, [Bb] look in the mirror
and watch it [F] was singing.
[Bb] _ Goddamn [C] woman, _ make me [Eb] _ _ fantastic _ [F] now.
[Gm] _ _ Fantastic.
_ _ [F] _ _
_ _ Fantastic.
Hey, _ what you [Bb] gonna do?
_ _ _ [F] _ _
_ In my room, [Db] putting on my gear, [Bb] _ I don't care if you think I'm queer.
But [G] last people [Fm] see, [Bb] they [C] wanna try to get me [Fm] down.
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ _ Hey, [Db] _ _ [Gm] what you gonna do?
[F] Hey, _ _ [Eb] _
what you [F] gonna do? _ _ _
I _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
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_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
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[Bb] _ ain't got much [F] money. _
[Bb] I'm a man laid [F] a _ knife
[Bb] _ I ain't lovin' for trouble
[Fm] _
Get the [F] bell when it's [C] time
_ [G] Bell [Cm] tolls _ _ _ _
_ Bell [Gm] _ tolls _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ What's [F] it called? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] They call me [B] the Phantom of the Light
With a [D] nickel, [F] nickel _
_ [Bb] When I [Gm] walk [Db] down the street
[Fm] They all laugh, ain't you girl?
_ Best I [Cm] do, what [Fm] you gonna do?
Best I [G] do, what you gonna [F] do?
_ Best I do, [Eb] _
what you [G] gonna do?
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [D] _ Seven o'clock in the night, I got a little [Fm]
good
[Bb] Hold on my lady, it's real
[F] _
_ [Bb] Hold on my lady, red [F] number
[Bb] I _ [B] got [F] an appeal
_ _ _ [Eb] I'm the man you gonna put on the [Gm] roof
Put on the [Bb] roof, get high, [F] you, you
Look in the mirror, all [Bb] you see
Got a little gold ring, let's [F] _
go
Best I do, what you gonna [Bb] do?
_ Best I do, what [F] you gonna do?
[Eb] Best I do, [Cm] what you gonna do?
[Bb] Best I do, what you gonna [F] do?
Best _ I [Eb] do, _ what you _ gonna do? _ _
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