Chords for Dennis Locorriere - Ask Her - Post Cool Tour
Tempo:
74 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Laura, is there anybody here tonight that's married?
No, no, more importantly, more importantly, is there anybody here tonight who used to be married?
And is no longer married?
Yeah, that's the easier one to do, isn't it?
Well, no, because, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know if anybody's gone through a breakup of any kind.
You [F] know, [A] that's the worst part, to go through a terrible breakup.
You know, because acrimonious times and tensions [A] and people say things that, you know, that you can't take back.
It's hard to stay frank.
I'm a monster, a heartless bastard, I don't consider anybody's [E] feelings but my own.
I'm not [E] worth knowing, never mind loving, I [A] deserve to be unhappy and [E] alone.
[D] Cause I'm a taker, I'm a user, [A]
anyone who likes me is a loser.
[B] I'm a waste of the space I keep, [E] first class jadass.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, or go straight to the source if you [E] prefer.
[A] Ask her, cause she's an angel, so understanding, can't believe anybody sane would [E] break her heart.
She just wants [A] romance, insecurity, she'll find someone stable [E] if she's smart.
[D] Cause she's a giver, she's not a [A] taker, your best friend and a happy [B] homemaker.
She can be anything you need, a [E] first rate soulmate.
That's a [A] story, take my word for it, or go straight to the horse and [E] I'll defer.
Oh, [D] ask her, you know she'll be as [A] honest as a girl in her condition can be.
[D] It's a real good [B] story, but you better let her tell [E] it, cause you wouldn't want to hear it from an asshole like [D] me.
Cause I'm a taker, I'm a [A] user, anyone who likes me is a [B] loser.
I'm a waste of the air I [E] breathe, a first ed dickhead.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, oh, that's a story, take my word for it.
That's a [A] story, take my word for it, before you so graciously [E] concur.
Ask [A] her, you better ask her, oh, cause she's an expert.
[D] [D] [A]
[N]
No, no, more importantly, more importantly, is there anybody here tonight who used to be married?
And is no longer married?
Yeah, that's the easier one to do, isn't it?
Well, no, because, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know if anybody's gone through a breakup of any kind.
You [F] know, [A] that's the worst part, to go through a terrible breakup.
You know, because acrimonious times and tensions [A] and people say things that, you know, that you can't take back.
It's hard to stay frank.
I'm a monster, a heartless bastard, I don't consider anybody's [E] feelings but my own.
I'm not [E] worth knowing, never mind loving, I [A] deserve to be unhappy and [E] alone.
[D] Cause I'm a taker, I'm a user, [A]
anyone who likes me is a loser.
[B] I'm a waste of the space I keep, [E] first class jadass.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, or go straight to the source if you [E] prefer.
[A] Ask her, cause she's an angel, so understanding, can't believe anybody sane would [E] break her heart.
She just wants [A] romance, insecurity, she'll find someone stable [E] if she's smart.
[D] Cause she's a giver, she's not a [A] taker, your best friend and a happy [B] homemaker.
She can be anything you need, a [E] first rate soulmate.
That's a [A] story, take my word for it, or go straight to the horse and [E] I'll defer.
Oh, [D] ask her, you know she'll be as [A] honest as a girl in her condition can be.
[D] It's a real good [B] story, but you better let her tell [E] it, cause you wouldn't want to hear it from an asshole like [D] me.
Cause I'm a taker, I'm a [A] user, anyone who likes me is a [B] loser.
I'm a waste of the air I [E] breathe, a first ed dickhead.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, oh, that's a story, take my word for it.
That's a [A] story, take my word for it, before you so graciously [E] concur.
Ask [A] her, you better ask her, oh, cause she's an expert.
[D] [D] [A]
[N]
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Laura, is there anybody here tonight that's married? _
No, no, more importantly, more importantly, is there anybody here tonight who used to be married?
And is no longer married?
Yeah, that's the easier one to do, isn't it?
Well, no, because, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know if anybody's gone through a breakup of any kind.
You [F] know, [A] that's the worst part, to go through a terrible breakup.
You know, because acrimonious times and tensions [A] and people say things that, you know, that you can't take back.
It's hard to stay frank. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm a monster, a heartless bastard, I don't consider anybody's [E] feelings but my own.
I'm _ not [E] worth knowing, never mind loving, I [A] deserve to be unhappy and [E] alone.
_ _ [D] Cause I'm a taker, I'm a user, [A]
anyone who likes me is a loser.
[B] I'm a waste of the space I keep, [E] first class _ jadass.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, or go straight to the source if you [E] prefer. _
[A] Ask her, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
cause she's an angel, so understanding, can't believe anybody sane would [E] break her heart.
_ She just wants [A] romance, insecurity, she'll find someone stable [E] if she's smart. _ _
[D] Cause she's a giver, she's not a [A] taker, your best friend and a happy [B] homemaker.
She can be anything you need, a [E] first rate soulmate.
_ That's a [A] story, take my word for it, or go straight to the horse and [E] I'll defer.
_ Oh, [D] ask her, you know she'll be as [A] honest as a girl in her condition can be.
[D] It's a real good [B] story, but you better let her tell [E] it, cause you wouldn't want to hear it from an asshole like [D] me.
Cause I'm a taker, I'm a [A] user, anyone who likes me is a [B] loser.
I'm a waste of the air I [E] breathe, a first ed dickhead.
_ _ _ [A] That's a story, take my word for it, oh, _ _ that's a story, take my word for it.
_ _ That's a [A] story, take my word for it, before you so graciously [E] concur.
_ Ask [A] her, _ _ _ _ _ you better ask her, _ _ _ oh, cause she's an expert. _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Laura, is there anybody here tonight that's married? _
No, no, more importantly, more importantly, is there anybody here tonight who used to be married?
And is no longer married?
Yeah, that's the easier one to do, isn't it?
Well, no, because, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know if anybody's gone through a breakup of any kind.
You [F] know, [A] that's the worst part, to go through a terrible breakup.
You know, because acrimonious times and tensions [A] and people say things that, you know, that you can't take back.
It's hard to stay frank. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm a monster, a heartless bastard, I don't consider anybody's [E] feelings but my own.
I'm _ not [E] worth knowing, never mind loving, I [A] deserve to be unhappy and [E] alone.
_ _ [D] Cause I'm a taker, I'm a user, [A]
anyone who likes me is a loser.
[B] I'm a waste of the space I keep, [E] first class _ jadass.
[A] That's a story, take my word for it, or go straight to the source if you [E] prefer. _
[A] Ask her, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
cause she's an angel, so understanding, can't believe anybody sane would [E] break her heart.
_ She just wants [A] romance, insecurity, she'll find someone stable [E] if she's smart. _ _
[D] Cause she's a giver, she's not a [A] taker, your best friend and a happy [B] homemaker.
She can be anything you need, a [E] first rate soulmate.
_ That's a [A] story, take my word for it, or go straight to the horse and [E] I'll defer.
_ Oh, [D] ask her, you know she'll be as [A] honest as a girl in her condition can be.
[D] It's a real good [B] story, but you better let her tell [E] it, cause you wouldn't want to hear it from an asshole like [D] me.
Cause I'm a taker, I'm a [A] user, anyone who likes me is a [B] loser.
I'm a waste of the air I [E] breathe, a first ed dickhead.
_ _ _ [A] That's a story, take my word for it, oh, _ _ that's a story, take my word for it.
_ _ That's a [A] story, take my word for it, before you so graciously [E] concur.
_ Ask [A] her, _ _ _ _ _ you better ask her, _ _ _ oh, cause she's an expert. _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
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