Chords for Dentist!

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When I was younger, just a bad little [A] kid, [Am] my mama noticed [E] funny things I did.
[G] _
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun.
[C] _
I'd poison guppies and when I was done, [B] _
I'd find a pussy [G] cat and bash in his [C] head.
That's what my mama [D] said.
What did she say?
_ She said, my boy, I think _ someday you'll find a way [A] to make your natural [D] tendencies pay.
You'll [G] be a dentist.
You'll [Em] be a dentist.
You [Am] have a talent for calling [D] things plain.
Son, [G] be a dentist.
Son, [Em] be a dentist.
[C] People will pay you to be [D] inhumane.
Inhumane.
[Am] Your temperament's wrong [D] for the _ priesthood.
[Bm] And teaching would suit [E] you still less.
Son, [Am] be a dentist.
_ [D] _ You'll be [G] a success.
Period.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ [A] _
[E] Watch him suck up that gas.
Oh my God.
[G] _
[Em] He's a dentist and he'll [E] never ever be any good.
Who wants their teeth done by the marquee design?
_ [B] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ Oh, [C]
shut up.
Open wide.
[E] Here I come.
I am your [A] dentist.
[E] And [F#m] _ _ I [Bm] enjoy the career [E] that I've missed.
I am your [A] dentist.
_ [F#] _ [F#m] _ And I [Bm] get a hold of the pain [E] I inflict.
I really love it.
[Bm] When I start extracting [E] those _ molars,
[C#m] you girls will start screaming [F#] like holy [B] rollers.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ And [Dm] though it may cause my patients distress,
_ _ _ [A]
somewhere in heaven [F] above me,
[F#m] I know that my mama's [A] proud of me. _ _
_ [B] Cause I'm a [Bm] dentist.
_ _ [E] _
[A] And a success.
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ Say ah. _ _
_ _ Say ah. _ _
_ _ Say ah. _ _
_ _ _ _ Say ah. Now spit.
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