Mass Nerder Chords by Descendents
Tempo:
147.4 bpm
Chords used:
D
C
E
G
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [C] [G]
[Am]
[Dm]
[C] [D]
[C] [D] Don't got [C] no [D] gold teeth, [C] don't got no [D] tattoo, don't got no nose ring, don't wanna [C] be like you.
See I got these [F] glasses, so [G] I'll never be [A] cool, or [C] get my ass [Dm] kicked when I get to school.
Don't [C] worry about limits, [D] don't got no attitude, I know I won't get laid if I [C] won't be like [D] you.
Don't [C] got no five [D] steps, don't [C] got no pecs, [D] but [C] I'm easy workin' the [D] table, and [Em] got this [A] bag.
See I [G] got these glasses, [F] so they [G] kick my [A] ass, but I'll [C] kick their [Bb] asses when I [G] get to class.
[A] I got [C] these glasses, [F] so I [G] can't wear shades, [A] I'll kick [C] their [F] asses, I'll take [G] the [E] blaze.
Gonna kick their asses and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick [D] their [E] asses
and glass, gonna get [Db] the [A] [C] blaze.
[F]
[C] [F]
[G] [D]
[C] [D] I can't get rid of the times, can't found the punny line, don't [C] know what this scene's [Dm] about.
Don't tell [C] me I'm never [D]
loud.
Don't got [C] no doji, [D] no [C] fuckin' safety [D] pin.
Don't ain't no doji, don't got no heroin.
Don't [C] got no [D] got no shit, don't [C] wanna live by the [D] ocean.
So [C] go to be my [D] pillow, or [C] you're gonna go to [E] hell.
Gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses and [E] glass, gonna kick [D] their asses
and [E] glass, gonna get the blaze.
We're gonna [D] kick their ass [E] and clap!
We're gonna kick their ass and clap!
We're gonna kick [D] their [E]
brains.
Ass in class!
[D] Absinthe [E] glass!
[D]
[E] [D]
[E] [D] [E]
[Dm] [E] We
[Eb] [N]
must drink!
Somebody
[G] [Am]
[Bb] [Ab] [Eb] [E]
give me a [Em] pour of
[Am]
[Dm]
[C] [D]
[C] [D] Don't got [C] no [D] gold teeth, [C] don't got no [D] tattoo, don't got no nose ring, don't wanna [C] be like you.
See I got these [F] glasses, so [G] I'll never be [A] cool, or [C] get my ass [Dm] kicked when I get to school.
Don't [C] worry about limits, [D] don't got no attitude, I know I won't get laid if I [C] won't be like [D] you.
Don't [C] got no five [D] steps, don't [C] got no pecs, [D] but [C] I'm easy workin' the [D] table, and [Em] got this [A] bag.
See I [G] got these glasses, [F] so they [G] kick my [A] ass, but I'll [C] kick their [Bb] asses when I [G] get to class.
[A] I got [C] these glasses, [F] so I [G] can't wear shades, [A] I'll kick [C] their [F] asses, I'll take [G] the [E] blaze.
Gonna kick their asses and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick [D] their [E] asses
and glass, gonna get [Db] the [A] [C] blaze.
[F]
[C] [F]
[G] [D]
[C] [D] I can't get rid of the times, can't found the punny line, don't [C] know what this scene's [Dm] about.
Don't tell [C] me I'm never [D]
loud.
Don't got [C] no doji, [D] no [C] fuckin' safety [D] pin.
Don't ain't no doji, don't got no heroin.
Don't [C] got no [D] got no shit, don't [C] wanna live by the [D] ocean.
So [C] go to be my [D] pillow, or [C] you're gonna go to [E] hell.
Gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses and [E] glass, gonna kick [D] their asses
and [E] glass, gonna get the blaze.
We're gonna [D] kick their ass [E] and clap!
We're gonna kick their ass and clap!
We're gonna kick [D] their [E]
brains.
Ass in class!
[D] Absinthe [E] glass!
[D]
[E] [D]
[E] [D] [E]
[Dm] [E] We
[Eb] [N]
must drink!
Somebody
[G] [Am]
[Bb] [Ab] [Eb] [E]
give me a [Em] pour of
Key:
D
C
E
G
A
D
C
E
[A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [C] _ _ [D] Don't got [C] no [D] gold teeth, [C] don't got no [D] tattoo, don't got no nose ring, don't wanna [C] be like you.
See I got these [F] glasses, so [G] I'll never be [A] cool, or [C] get my ass [Dm] kicked when I get to school.
Don't [C] worry about limits, [D] don't got no attitude, I know I won't get laid if I [C] won't be like [D] you.
Don't [C] got no five [D] steps, don't [C] got no pecs, [D] but [C] I'm easy workin' the [D] table, and [Em] got this [A] bag.
See I [G] got these glasses, [F] so they [G] kick my [A] ass, but I'll [C] kick their [Bb] asses when I [G] get to class.
[A] I got [C] these glasses, [F] so I [G] can't wear shades, [A] I'll kick [C] their [F] asses, I'll take [G] the [E] blaze.
Gonna kick their asses and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick [D] their [E] asses
and glass, gonna get [Db] the _ [A] [C] blaze.
_ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] I can't get rid of the times, can't found the punny line, don't [C] know what this scene's [Dm] about.
Don't tell [C] me I'm never [D]
loud.
Don't got [C] no doji, [D] no [C] fuckin' safety [D] pin.
Don't ain't no doji, don't got no heroin.
Don't [C] got no [D] got no shit, don't [C] wanna live by the [D] ocean.
So [C] go to be my [D] pillow, or [C] you're gonna go to [E] hell. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses and [E] glass, gonna kick [D] their asses
and [E] glass, gonna get the blaze.
We're gonna [D] kick their ass [E] and clap!
We're gonna kick their ass and clap!
We're gonna kick [D] their _ [E] _
_ brains.
_ _ Ass in class!
_ [D] Absinthe [E] glass!
[D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Dm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ We _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ must drink!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Somebody _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [E] _
_ _ give me a [Em] pour of_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [C] _ _ [D] Don't got [C] no [D] gold teeth, [C] don't got no [D] tattoo, don't got no nose ring, don't wanna [C] be like you.
See I got these [F] glasses, so [G] I'll never be [A] cool, or [C] get my ass [Dm] kicked when I get to school.
Don't [C] worry about limits, [D] don't got no attitude, I know I won't get laid if I [C] won't be like [D] you.
Don't [C] got no five [D] steps, don't [C] got no pecs, [D] but [C] I'm easy workin' the [D] table, and [Em] got this [A] bag.
See I [G] got these glasses, [F] so they [G] kick my [A] ass, but I'll [C] kick their [Bb] asses when I [G] get to class.
[A] I got [C] these glasses, [F] so I [G] can't wear shades, [A] I'll kick [C] their [F] asses, I'll take [G] the [E] blaze.
Gonna kick their asses and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick [D] their [E] asses
and glass, gonna get [Db] the _ [A] [C] blaze.
_ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] I can't get rid of the times, can't found the punny line, don't [C] know what this scene's [Dm] about.
Don't tell [C] me I'm never [D]
loud.
Don't got [C] no doji, [D] no [C] fuckin' safety [D] pin.
Don't ain't no doji, don't got no heroin.
Don't [C] got no [D] got no shit, don't [C] wanna live by the [D] ocean.
So [C] go to be my [D] pillow, or [C] you're gonna go to [E] hell. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Gonna kick their [D] asses [E] and glass, gonna kick their [D] asses and [E] glass, gonna kick [D] their asses
and [E] glass, gonna get the blaze.
We're gonna [D] kick their ass [E] and clap!
We're gonna kick their ass and clap!
We're gonna kick [D] their _ [E] _
_ brains.
_ _ Ass in class!
_ [D] Absinthe [E] glass!
[D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Dm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ We _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ must drink!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Somebody _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [E] _
_ _ give me a [Em] pour of_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _