Chords for Devin's Blockade- The Jolly Rogers

_ _ We don't have [A] a new song.
No, no.
[G] We've got a [Em] part.
Just listen.
[D] What the hell is this?
Catch up! _ _ _
It's about you.
_ Our crew's been sailing for [Gm] months on the sea.
We've got these pirates [G] and the sailsmen company.
_ [D] The longer I'm out, the more I [G] miss those girls for sure.
When I get [Em] back, I'll never [A] go to sea [D] no more.
Say, the captain calls [Gm] and says,
Don't [G] you know, [D] we've plundered lots of ships.
Now [G] let's take those girls [G] home.
[D] With a cheer, we turned around [G] and headed for the [A] sea. _
[G] When I [Em] heard Land Ho, I knew I'd get to [D] do the deed.
Before the anchor dropped, I was off across the shore.
_ [D] To the nearest bar, [G] where I flew right through the [G] door.
_ [D] Every girl smiled and [G] their eyes widened with glee.
Don erased [Em] her skirt and then reached [A] out and grabbed [D] me.
Yeah!
_ _ But [E] then Jemmo stepped up and all the girls swayed.
[G] He flipped his hair around [A] and he took my girl away.
[D] You're made supposed to be there to come to [A] your [G] aid.
But nothing ever [A] seems to get past Jemmo's blockade.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ So next day I reached out to [Gm] the other side of the sea.
I saw pretty [G] Polly just up and tore her down.
[D] I swore in progressing with her, [G] she'd [A] be a lion.
[G] But she seemed [Em] dumb and said, let me [A] try you on [D] for size. _
_ _ _ But [E] then Jemmo stepped up _ and all the girls swayed.
[G] He painted on his pants [A] and he took my girl away.
[D] You're made supposed to be there to come to your [D] aid.
But nothing [Bm] ever seems to get past [A] Jemmo's _ blockade. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ So next day I rose because I knew [Gm] the evening was [G] late.
And I [D] went straight to the brothel, where I wouldn't have to wait.
I threw my money on the bar and shouted, servant [A] please.
Some sexy girls [Em] caught up and three more [A] went down.
[D] _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, [E] then Jemmo stepped up and all the girls swayed.
[G] He grinned and raised an eyebrow [A] and he took my girl away.
[D] You're made supposed to be there to come to [A] your aid.
[D] But nothing ever [Bm] seems to get past Jemmo's [D] _
blockade.
It's my fault you couldn't get any in a brothel with money. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Sunday met a girl in church [G] somewhere he'd never been. _
[D] I said to her, forgive me, [Gm] but I'd really like [D] to sin.
She grabbed me by the hand [G] and said, you'll come [A] with me.
[G] We're going round the back, she cooed and in [D] the rectory. _
_ _ _ _ Oh, then [E]
Jemmo stepped up and all the girls [F#] swayed.
[G] He sang a stupid bawdy [A] song and took my girl away.
[D] You're made supposed to be there [G] to come to [A] your aid.
[G] But nothing ever seems to get past [A] Jemmo's [D] blockade. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ So back to the ship we [Gm] went and could not get [D] much worse.
And as we passed the first attempt [Gm] we spied a sexy nurse.
[D] Her top was low, her skirt was high, [G] for it was [A] very hot.
[D] And a voice [Bm] like an angel, she said, let's see what [D] you've got. _ _ _
_ Oh, [E] then Devon stepped up and the nurse just backed away.
[G] Never seen the like of [A] it is what we heard her [Em] say.
[D] That's babies, that's rabies, that's a hunk of [A] junk.
_ _ Chlamydia and syphilis, don't attack like [D] that. _
_ [E] _ Oh, then [E] _ Devon lay down, _ we left him there that day. _ _
_ He was [G] a hero to the crew in [A] his own warp-twisted _ _ way. _
_ _ [D] You're made supposed to be there to come [A] to your [D] aid.
Thank God [Em] nothing ever got past [A] Devon's blockade. _
[G] Thank God [A] nothing ever got past [G] _ Devon's _ _ _
[A] blockade.
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