Chords for DEVO - "Post Post-Modern Man (Macro Post-Modern Mix)" (Lyric Video)

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If I had a hammer, I'd wake up my neighbor, I'd get out of rhythm, all about [A] you, _ you, _ _ you. _
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_ If [A] I had a pencil, _ _ _ I'd push through some paper, _ _ _ I'd fill the sky with paper, _ _ _ you'd get close to you. _ _ _
_ If I had a lasso, _ _ I'd spread it out the window, _ _ and land on an island _ _ _ next to you. _ _ _
_ But if I had a home run, I'd pass it on my seatbelt, _ and break the speed limit, _ _ _ yeah, they'd do you.
But _ _ _ I ain't [G] got a hammer, _ _ and I ain't got a [F#] pencil, _ _ and I ain't [D] got a lasso, _ _ so I'm doing it the hard way, like a broken-bolt modern [A] man.
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_ [Am] If I had a quaker, _ _ [E] _
I'd clear me a pathway, _ [F#] _
_ through the [C#] deep jungle, _ [E] _ _
_ right to your door.
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But if I [A] had a camera, _ I'd _ snap away my finger, _ _ and collect a picture, _ _ _ of you, of course.
_ But I ain't [G] got a hot rod, _ _ and I ain't [F#] got a credit card, _ _ no chance [D] for a camera, _ _ so I'm doing it the hard way, _ like a post-post-modern man.
But I ain't [F#] got _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
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hot rod, and I [A] _
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_ _ _ _ _ ain't [F#] got a credit _ _ card, no chance for [D] a camera, _ _ so I'm doing it the hard _ way, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ like a post-post-modern man. _ _ _
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