Chords for DIGGA D | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

_ _ _ _ Oh, OK.
No. _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Shall I try? _
_ Oh, I mastered it! _ _
Come on, Diggar, man.
_ _ [Db] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [N] Cheers.
It's not even open.
_ I cut my nails.
_ _ That's it.
Well done.
I like your shades.
Thank you very much. _
_ _ _ Oh, you take them off, cos I said I like them.
Can I eat?
Oh, sorry, you can eat, yeah.
Thanks.
Would you say you're a very [Abm] confident person?
Yeah.
_ How_? _
_ Not on the_
Oh, come on, now.
That's absurd.
He's very confident of you to do that. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Diggar Dee.
Diggar Dee.
It's cringe, it's mad cringe.
I mean, you said it.
_ Would you like to change your name?
Yeah.
Shall we think of some names?
Diggles.
Aw, that's so cute.
Diggles.
OK, I'll call you Diggles.
Or Dee Dee.
Dee Dee Diggles.
[Ab]
Diddly Diggles.
_ Doodly Doodly?
I can't lie, somebody might have to say Niggadoodle.
_ Yeah. Doodle.
Oh, what about Diggadoodle?
_ _ [N] Diggadoodle, I don't know what a Diggadoodle is.
Diggadoodle. _ _ _ _ _
Diggadoodle.
Diggadoodle. Diggadoodle. Diggadoodle.
_ So _ _ _ you're into fashion, you're very fashionable.
Are you into fashion?
Yes, thank you.
_ Thank you for saying that.
_ Thank you for asking my question. _ _
I thought you meant, yes, I'm very fashionable.
You look like the food from Madagascar right now.
Well, thanks.
You look like the giraffe or the hippo.
Yeah, but you say I look like Gloria. _ _ _ _
_ I had a hamster called Harry. _ _ _
Really?
Yeah.
Harry the hamster?
It died and my mum put it in the oven, it woke up and it died again.
_ _ OK, why did it go in the oven?
It was not in the oven, near the oven.
I thought you just said your mum put your hamster in the oven.
No, no, no.
I thought, oh, well, that's probably why it died.
No, to be honest, I thought Benjamin Hilton came back and it was dead. _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ Would you say you are a quite flirty person?
Not really, I get straight to the point.
I like that.
_ So what's the point today?
You tell me.
I thought you were [N] going to get to the point, but should I get to it?
Yeah, you get to it.
_ _ Would you want to be my boyfriend?
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ Diggadoo.
What's your favourite song?
Have you heard Let's Get [Ab] Married?
I would like to.
Are you going to sing that one to me? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Do you think you're funny?
No.
No?
Grandaddish vibe.
Oh, really?
Yeah, moaning.
Moaning.
Yeah.
What are you moaning about?
Everything. _
[Dbm] Like why you had that nugget in [F] your hand for so long.
[G] _ _ _ [Ab]
OK, I'm just putting it_
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ You have the perfect eyes.
You said that to each.
I did not say that.
You did.
[Eb] OK, I did say that.
That's not a good start, lying.
_ You've got hair in your eye.
_ Thanks. _ _ _
Where would be your ideal date, apart from here?
London Eye.
_ _ _ _ [Abm] I think you'd make a match.
With bluntness.
What?
What? _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ I got you another present.
OK.
I got you a love _ teddy [F] to hold at night.
Let me see it.
_ _ _ _ _ That looks like one of my bredgens.
That's too funny.
_ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ So, diggidoodoo_
[Ab] _
What then?
Do you slide into people's DMs?
A lot. _
_ _ You slid into my DMs.
You reckon?
You did.
_ _ _ [Eb] That's probably off.
Maggie.
You sent me a voice note.
Saying what?
Can we go on a date?
Play it then. _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
Hey, Emilia, before we go on to lockdown, do you want to have this chicken to eat?
[C] _
_ [Ab] HE LAUGHS _ _ _ _
_ I didn't slide into your DM, did I? _
I think, um, you did. _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I want to see if you're chatting to a boy first.
Type babyfather in your contact list.
I'm not going to do that.
Why?
Well, fine.
_ What do I need to type?
I've got trust issues.
Husband.
Husband?
Yeah.
_ _ Husband.
Babydad.
_ Now you're booking.
_ Or I'm just the one you've been looking for. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] So, ten out of ten?
What's ten out of ten?
This date.
I think we're at a four.
_ _ A four?
Mm-hm.
Why?
I got you two presents.
We've been laughing the whole time.
Let me give you a present, innit?
Oh, OK.
_ You want a range?
Here's a range, innit? _
OK.
_ This is cool.
I don't know where the car is, you'll have to tell me, but_
I can't drive.
Give me back my key then, then.
You know now [D] something's going on.
_ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ [Ab] You got a chewing gum?
No.
That's not a perfect date, innit?
Is that cos you want to [F] get to kiss me? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _