Chords for Dinah Moe Humm - Frank Zappa

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I couldn't [E] say where she's coming [E] from, but I just met a lady named [A] Dynamo, hum.
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[E] She strolled on over, said, [F#] look here, bum, I got [G] a forty dollar bill, say you can't make [D] me cum.
_ You just [B] can't do it.
_ [E] She made a bet with her [F#] sister who's a little bit dumb, she could prove it any [A] time, all men was scum.
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_ _ [E] I don't mind [F#] that she called me a [G] bum, but I knew right away she was really [D] gonna cum.
So I got down [B] to it.
_ _ [E] I whipped all the bloomers [F#] and sniffed my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar [A] plum.
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[Gm] _ _ [F#m] _ [E] I poked and stroked till my wrist got [G] numb, but I still didn't hear no Dynamo, hum.
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[C] Dynamo, hum.
_ _ Dynamo, [D] hum.
Dynamo, hum.
Where's this [E] Dynamo coming from?
I done [D] spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb from the [A] Dynamo.
Dynamo.
Dynamo from [F] the Dynamo, hum. _ _ _ _ _
[E] Got a spot that gets me hot, [A] ooh, and you ain't been to it.
Got a spot that gets me hot, ooh, and you ain't [E] been to it.
Got a spot that [D] gets me hot, ooh, and you ain't [E] been to it.
Ooh, _ _ [A] _ and you ain't [A#m] been to it.
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[E] She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area,
and she said, just get me wasted and you're halfway there,
because my mind's tore up, my body don't care.
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said, my, my, my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon?
I checked out her sister who was holding the bed and wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on.
The $40 bill didn't matter no more.
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor, she said, Dynamo, my,
I mean, I bet, but she could use [E] a little help if I wasn't done yet.
I told her, it's because the sun won't replace the sky, [Em] no reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try.
So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air, and asked if she had any cooties in there.
What do you mean, cooties?
No cooties on me.
[Em] She was buns up kneeling.
_ I was kneeling and kneeling.
[E] _ _ _ She [Em] surrendered to the feeling, _ and she started into squealing.
_ _ [E] _ _ [B] Dynamo watched from [Em] the edge of her bed with her lips just a-twitching and her face gone red,
some drool rolling down from the edge [A#] of her chin.
While she [E] spied the condition her sister was in, she quivered and quaked and clutched at herself
while her sister made a [E] joke about her mental [Em] health till _ Dynamo finally did give in.
But I told her all she really needed was some discipline.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ Kiss my aura, _ Dora. _ _ _ _
Hmm, it's real, ain't it?
Dora. _ _
[E] _ _ [B] _ Would y'all like some aura?
[Em] _ _ _ _ Right here on the flora.
[E] And how [Em] about you, Fauna?
You wanna? _
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[E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ Hmm, you sound like you're choking on something.
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_ _ Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more.
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_ _ Oh, sure, look.
You think I could interest you in a pair of Zircon encrusted tweezers? _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ _ _ Tweezers. _ _
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Wait a minute, let me sterilize it.
[Em] Give me your lighter. _ _
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_ _ _ _ I couldn't [F#] say where she's coming [E] from but I just met [D] a lady named Dynamo-Pom.
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[Cm] _ _ _ [F#m] _ She scrolled [F#] on over, said, look here, [Gm] Pom, I got a forty dollar bill saying you [D] can't make me cum. _
[B] You just can't do it.
_ _ I whipped off [F#] a bloomers and stiffened my [E] thumb and applied [D] rotation on her sugar [A] palm. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F#m] _ I poked [F#m] and spoke till my wrist [G] got numb and you know I heard some [D] Dynamo hum. _
[B] Some Dynamo [C] hum.
_ [D] Dynamo hum. _
[Am] Dynamo hum.
_ [A] Dynamo. _ _
[C] Dynamo.
_ _ Dynamo.
[D] And a little [C] Dynamo.
And some [D] Dynamo. _ _
[C] Dynamo.
And some Dynamo.
[D] And a little [C] _ Dynamo.
And a little [D] Dynamo.
_ And some [C] Dynamo.
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