Chords for Dion - "Happy Birthday to You", "I Wonder Why" @ NYCB Westbury 2018

Hulk's ready to bust his back.
_ _ [Ab] Gentlemen, for [Eb] the next gig.
_ _ Hey, I'm [Eb] holding up, [B] you can leave.
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_ _ [Eb] Birthday? _ _ _
Never been so young.
[Ab] _ No, I [Eb] got some hearing aids, you know.
_ I'm a manager, I become a manager.
I got my hearing aids and all.
I'm a little bit of a fraud.
_ He says, I [B] got [F] an $8000 pair of hearing [Db] aids.
So?
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I got a new [Bb] pair.
This one works great.
I said, what kind is it?
He said, it's $3.50.
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_ _ _ [Eb] That's, I'm holding it.
[Eb] No, I'm not holding it.
It's Dennis' birthday.
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Birthday [F] to [E] Bruce. _
Birthday to Bruce.
Happy [B] birthday, _ [Bb] dear Dennis.
_ [E] _ [A] Happy birthday [E] to [Db] Bruce. _
Yay!
_ _ [Eb] _ That's _ _
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_ _ _ [Eb] the 21. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ This is my genius of a partner.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I have a song here that I put together before teenagers.
_ I mean, we were making a_
there was nobody to _ _ wing anything, you know?
_ I got these three guys from my neighborhood, Carl, [Db] Angelo, and [N] Freddy. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] Three on a G-Card.
[B] _ _
_ [Eb] _ You're mine and we belong together.
They were sleeping on me.
_ [Cm] We got together and [Eb] said, hey man, we've got to_
Carl [F] was a jazz guy and he was [Eb] like_
Da da da da da da_ _ _
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You _ _ _ _ _ know, so, I said_ _ _
I said we need a name.
We've got to put a name together.
So we said, okay, we got a couple of branches together.
Let's [Db] name ourselves after Carl.
I'm feeling like a [F] cowax, _ [G] Eldorado,
because I'm being cowed as a [Eb] sheep.
But you know, I said, ah, it's a [Eb] deroté.
_ Let's name ourselves after a bird.
I know what mingo is.
_ [G] _
_ Or aureole, blue [Db] jays, whatever. _
_ Right?
[F] Deroté.
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Okay, [Db] maybe incest, [Eb] maybe a bump,
like a cricket. _
[B] Yeah, like a penguin.
It's not a [G] bird.
It's a fish.
Remember this.
[Eb] It's a deroté.
And you know, [Eb] it's a bird.
It's a thing.
_ [F] _ _ _ [A] So, the elegance.
Where did they get that from?
[G] So what Dan was [G] thinking, he says, _
he said, okay, _ [Ab] the name has to fit.
[Eb] _
Bowling team?
Has to fit a gang? _
You know, you can't have a strawberry lunch.
It has _ _ _ _ [Eb] to fit a rock and roll group.
So we started, let's name ourselves,
Streets, you know, Dion and the Garden of the [N] World.
_ _ _ [Eb] _
_ I'm a toast. _ _ _ _
[Bb] I met two of the guys,
[F] lived on the government [A] avenue. So we, _
[Eb] Dan and I,
this was our first meeting. _ _ _
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