Chords for Dirty Old Man

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I'm a dirty old [C] man, I [D] do what I [C] can, I'm trying to make a living, [C] I'm a dirty [D] old man.
I like to get hammered on Friday night, _ sometimes I can't wait, so Monday's alright.
If the battle was a bottle, I'll win it alright, I lost another round in the bar last night.
I'm a dirty old man, I do [D] what I can, I'm trying to make a living, I'm a dirty old man.
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_ _ _ _ I'm gonna get fired for drinking on the job, I got caught with the boss's wife in the parking lot.
I'm gonna get killed for doing this again, I just can't help it, it's under my skin.
I'm a dirty old man, I [D] do what I can, I'm trying _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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to [D] make a living, I'm a dirty old man.
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On a bag of frozen peas I used on my knees, I injured from begging, from trying to hit.
If you believe that I'm losing my fat, got a workout program and a new rubber mat.
I'm a dirty old man, I do what I can, I'm trying to make a [E] living, I'm a [D] dirty old man.
I'm a dirty old man.
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ If the battle was a bottle, I'll win it alright, I lost another round in the bar last night.
I'm a dirty old man.
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