Chords for Disco 2000 by Pulp @ Glastonbury 2011

I'll let you into a secret, because _ you might be [F] thinking why don't his glasses fall off?
Are you thinking that?
_ You've probably got more interested in things you think about like, [Db] you know, what am I going to do tonight?
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Where's the best party going to be?
Does that girl really fancy me?
Does that boy really fancy me?
Whatever.
You're probably not thinking, [E] hmm, what about his glasses?
[D] But anyway, _ _ [C] they don't fall off and that's because [F] they're strapped on.
But _ _ [Ab] the problem with [F] that is_
_ Oh sorry, did that hit something in [Dm] the eye?
Alex, [G] Alex, Alex.
Oh, okay, it's a [D] twit.
_ Can't be a twit, this is one of them, [Bb] right?
So what would you call that?
A fucking_
I don't know, twit.
_ _ _ It's_
I know, [Em] yeah, very [E] well.
We [Gm] aren't sponsored, we aren't sponsored.
_ _ _ [D] Er_
[Db] What was I saying?
Oh yeah, my glasses.
Very interesting. _ _
So, yeah, it's just, so they steam [G] up.
_ So I can't really see very well now, you've got all soft focus. _ _ _
You're [D] still there, aren't you? _ _ _ _ _
[A] Yes, you're still there?
[Eb] I can't [Gb] see you.
Okay, [G] so, _ yeah, so this comes off. _ _ _ _ _
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And this goes [E] up. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] [F] Jesus Christ. _
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Jesus _ _ [F] _ _ _ Christ.
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_ The crooked tip on the wall.
_ But I've came out to call.
The healing of this beat [F] I know.
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I woke up in the _ introduction.
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But it's strange [Dm] that we were both [G] _
_ engrossed.
And [Gm] that you fucked [C] like a thousand [Bb] other _ [E] girls.
[Bb]
I don't care that you get [D] married.
I will be in six [C] down here on [G] my hollow.
And that's how [C] you go back.
First day [Bb] is _ [F] gold.
Two words.
Second.
_ _ Third.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Fourth. Sixth.
Oh yeah, [Bb] girl.
Oh _ _ _ yeah, girl.
_ _ Oh yeah, girl.
I'm not expecting [Cm] you to talk.
_ Your house looks very strong.
_ The crooked tip on the wall.
_ But I've came out to call.
The healing of this beat [F] I know.
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I woke up in the introduction.
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But it's strange that we were both [Gm] _
[G] engrossed.
And that [Gm] you fucked like [C] a thousand [Bb] other _ girls.
I don't care that you get [D] married.
I will be in six [Dm] down here on [Gm] my hollow.
And that's how you go back.
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First day is [Bb] _ [Dm] gold.
_ [Bb]
Why you doing Sunday, baby?
[D]
Look at how you come in weekly, baby.
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Yeah.
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Why you doing Sunday, baby?
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