Chords for Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night)

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_ _ Oh me, oh my, oh you, what ever shall I do?
[C] _ _ [G] Hallelujah, the question is peculiar, I give a lot of doubt, it's only I could know.
[A] I am such a much worse than the dead, it's [D] so easy to know.
[G] Treasure chewing gum loses flavour [D] on the bed, also tonight.
If you mull over it, don't you, you'll [G] swallow the spot.
[C] Can you catch it [Dm] on your tongue?
[G] Can you hear the [Cm] left and right?
[G] Treasure chewing gum [E] loses flavour on the bed, most [G] overnight.
One night old granny's stick stuck gum all round her bed.
[C] _ [G] Plastic rollers all let you in without molars, the prowler in the night.
Got stuck on gran's bed, right?
[A] Old granny leapt up in the air shouting [E] out,
Tonight, tonight, [G] treasure chewing gum loses sticky [D] on the bed, also tonight.
Did the dick go hard, all on the [G] floor, and look a nasty sight?
[C] Can you bend it [D] like a fish, or just [G] in case you get a bite?
Treasure chewing gum loses flavour [A] on the bed, also [G] tonight.
Oi, hey, hey, Lung, hey, hang on, listen,
here's a gold tooth of flesh in a pan.
Here's a gold tooth.
Will you play your bass?
Well now, hang on, listen, hang on, I wanna [A] know,
if I crossed a kangaroo with a turkey, could I stuff it from the outside?
I'll stuff you from the outside.
Play the bass!
Now listen, _ _ now look, if Tootin' Carmen got sick, would I call his mummy?
You better call your mummy, you're playing him all that rubbish.
Go on, play it!
The convict now unveiled, said put me back in jail
[C] _ [G] Rang the knocker, he must be orphaned rocker
Then back in his old cell, the reason he did tell
[A] His gun was stuck above his [C#m] bed, when he thought he [D] was well
Does [G] your chewing gun have more uses than [D] it says upon the pack?
Can you stretch it out much further than [G] the man upon the rack?
Can [C] you lend it to [D] your brother and [G] expect to get it back?
Does it have a good [E] flavour when your lips refuse to smack? _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ When on my honeymoon, in our hotel room
[D] In [A] with heaven, we slept till half eleven
I [E] found a waiter [A] next to me, he was embarrassed as could be
He [C#] said I've been stuck to your bedpost since your early [E] mommy
Does your chewing gun lose its flavour on the bedcrumbs on the night?
If your mother says don't chew it, [A] do you swallow any bite?
[D] Can you catch [E] it on your pencil, [A] can you keep it?
[Dm] _ [A] Does your chewing gun [F#] lose its flavour [B] on the [A] bedcrumbs on the night?
[B] _ _ _ [E] Woah!
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