Chords for Dolly Parton - A lil' Ole Bitty Pisent Country Place

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_ _ _ _ _ It's _ _ [Eb] just a little bitty piece of [Db] country [G] place
[Ab] Ain't nothing [F] much to see, [Bb] no drinking allowed
We get [Ab] a nice quiet [Bb] crowd, [Ab] plain as it [Eb] can be
It's [Bb] just [Eb] a piddly squat little _ [Bbm] country [G] place
[Ab] _ Ain't nothing too high or tall, _ [F] _ [Bb] just lots of goodwill
[Ab] And maybe one [Bb] small trio, but there's nothing [Eb] dirty going on
[Ab] Nothing [Eb] dirty going on
We get [C] simple farmers, [F] love for [Eb] businessmen
Congress folks [C] from Austin, [F] young boys looking [Bb] for sin
Now [Eb] we used to get a lot of roughnecks when [Ab] the oil boom [G] was hot
But hey, they'd get a little rowdy, thank [Bb] God the field run dry
[Eb] It's just a little bitty piece of country place
[Ab] Ain't nothing much to [F] see, [Bb] no drinking allowed
We get a nice quiet crowd, [Ab] plain as it [Eb] can be
It's just a piddly squat little country [Ab] place
Ain't nothing too [F] high or tall, [Bb] just lots of goodwill
And maybe one small trio, [Ab] but there's nothing dirty [Eb] going on _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _ They got homes, [C] _ [F] they're not [Bb] sick
[Eb] You know they don't understand a thing [Ab] about a proper [G] busy day
Now what's the point in opening up the store [F] if you give [Bb] the goods away
It's just [Eb] a little bitty piece of country [Ab] place
Ain't nothing much [F] to see, [Bb] no drinking allowed
We get a nice quiet [Ab] crowd, plain as it [Eb] can be
It's just a piddly squat little country [Ab] place
Ain't nothing [F] too high or tall, [Bb] just lots of goodwill
And maybe one small [Ab] trio, but there's nothing [Eb] dirty going on
Keep your [C] language clean, [F] girls, keep your [Eb] bedrooms neat
And don't hang [C] around the town [F] cafe and say hi [Bb] on the streets
[Eb] Mind your P's and Q's and manners, [Ab] and you don't need no [G] other tools
Cause every girl that lives here [F] knows my special [Eb] no-no rules
[Ab] Yeah, every girl that lives here [F] knows Ms.
Bonner's [Eb] no-no rules
Ruby Ray's started, there's not to be wilder than this kind of thing
That big black [Ab] lady hogs do, and it don't [Eb] make money
And I won't tolerate no tying up my telephone with other [Bb] people's business
Eloy's honey, [Eb] and please don't show [Eb] us no tattoos, no hocks and flops [Ab] on your thigh
It's downright tacky
[Eb] Grams belong on [Bb] cattle, and that ain't what we're selling [Eb] at this lotus
Do you catch my drift?
I pay [Ab] the food and the rent and the [Eb]
utilities
[Ab] You keep your mind on your work [Eb] responsibilities
Don't [Ab] let your mouth overload your [Eb] capability
[Bb] And we can get [Eb] along, darn
[Ab] Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now Daddy Joe
I can't stand no [Bb] chewing gum, it looks just like [F] a cat Lindaloo
[Ab] Anyone take it sickly, [Db] boy, to be real sure they're sick
And every time you hear that bell, [B] _
you better get here [A] double quick
[D] And as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need to get your [G] daily business done
Are [D] you listening, hood?
Keep them leeches and bloodsuckers off the back roads, I know how to use [A] a gun
And nobody messes with my girls
[D] And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
[G] Don't gripe and whine behind my back
[D] Just tell me face to face, I'm open [A]-minded, say it all
Then go [D] upstairs and pack the doors that way
She pays [G] the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don't let [G] your mouth overload your [D] capability
[A] And we can [G] get [D] along
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[B] _ _ _ _ [Gbm] It's [B] just a [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ way
[A] Nothing [G] else to [Abm] say
[B] No drinking allowed
_ Ice pipe, plain as [B] it [E] can be
It's just a filly slump, old-time country place
[A] Number two high-call
[Am] Just lots of good will and maybe one small [A] thrill
Hot and [C] dirty going on
It's [F] just a little bit of piss, old-time country [Bb] place
Nothing [G] much to see
[C] No drinking allowed, we get a nice black [Bb] grab
Rain as it [F] can be
It's just a filly slump, old-time country [Bb] place
Number two [G] high-call
[C] Just lots of good will and maybe one _ _ small thrill
Hot and _ _ [Bb] _ dirty going [G] on
Hot _ _ [D] _ [Gm] and dirty [F] going on _ _