Chords for Don francisco- Pants

_ _ _ [G] On the day before my wedding just a few short years ago
[D] My dad sat down and told me son.
There's [C] some things [D] you've got to know
_ [G] I'm gonna tell you a little story [C] all about my wedding [G] night
If [D] you'll handle things the way I [E] did [G] everything will work out, right? _ _ _ _
Now your mom and I went to our suite when the luggage boy had [G] gone
[D] Handed her my pants and I said honey try these on
_ And she [G] tried but said I can't wear [C] these I said you've got [G] that right I
Wear [D] the pants and don't forget what you just learned tonight _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ So I took my dad's advice and did just like he said to do
_ [D] And then my wife gave me her [C] pants and said now you [D] try to I _ _ _
[G] Said I can't get into these she said you got that right and you [D] never will get in my pants
So you learn [G] to treat me, right? _ _
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[E] _ _ [A] Now my mind's not lightning fast, but [D] all at once I had [A] a hunch
[E] That in this particular area [D] dad might be [E] out to lunch
So [A] I told my wife I've been set up.
I was blind, but now I see
[E] And if nobody [Bm] wears the pants, I will be [E] just fine [A] with me _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] Well dad's got an apartment now.
[F] I guess mom [C] had enough [G] after all those years of knuckling [F] down
She finally [G] called his bluff _
[C] But as for us we're really happy though [F] because we don't play those [C] games
[G] I love my wife and she loves me because we both love the same.
I love my wife and she loves [F] me
[G] We both love [C] the same
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