Chords for Don't Ask Me How I Know
Tempo:
84.05 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
Bm
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D]
[A] Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high.
Don't take your candy from the store if you ain't got the dime.
[D] Don't pick a fight with a little guy that [E] couldn't talk that much.
[A] Don't pick up a cherry [D] bomb thinking it's a dud.
[A] And don't sneak out of a two-story [Am] house using bed sheets for a rope.
[G] Don't ask me how I know.
[D] Sell your truck while it's still running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer [G] when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the roses.
If you're sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
[Bm] [A] Don't ask me how I know.
[D] [D] Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season.
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it.
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City.
Don't rush off a phone when your mama calls.
You ain't that busy.
[A] You ought to make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes.
[G]
Don't ask me how I know.
[D] Sell your [G] truck while it's still [D] running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the [G] roses.
If you're [D] sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
[Bm]
[A] Don't ask me [D] how I know.
[G] [D]
[G] [D] [G] [A]
[D] Forget your pride by the [G] roses.
If you [Bm] love her, tell her so.
Don't go [B] to Vegas when your [G] heart broke.
[Bm] Don't [A] bomb your cousin for that [D] first smoke.
I'm [Bm] telling you, don't [A] drink the water in [D] Mexico.
[Bm] [A] Don't ask me how [D] I know.
Don't ask me how I know.
I just know.
[E] [A]
[D]
Sell your truck while it's still [A] running.
[G]
Say a prayer when you feel like [D] cussing.
[A] I know.
[D]
[A] Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high.
Don't take your candy from the store if you ain't got the dime.
[D] Don't pick a fight with a little guy that [E] couldn't talk that much.
[A] Don't pick up a cherry [D] bomb thinking it's a dud.
[A] And don't sneak out of a two-story [Am] house using bed sheets for a rope.
[G] Don't ask me how I know.
[D] Sell your truck while it's still running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer [G] when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the roses.
If you're sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
[Bm] [A] Don't ask me how I know.
[D] [D] Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season.
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it.
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City.
Don't rush off a phone when your mama calls.
You ain't that busy.
[A] You ought to make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes.
[G]
Don't ask me how I know.
[D] Sell your [G] truck while it's still [D] running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the [G] roses.
If you're [D] sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
[Bm]
[A] Don't ask me [D] how I know.
[G] [D]
[G] [D] [G] [A]
[D] Forget your pride by the [G] roses.
If you [Bm] love her, tell her so.
Don't go [B] to Vegas when your [G] heart broke.
[Bm] Don't [A] bomb your cousin for that [D] first smoke.
I'm [Bm] telling you, don't [A] drink the water in [D] Mexico.
[Bm] [A] Don't ask me how [D] I know.
Don't ask me how I know.
I just know.
[E] [A]
[D]
Sell your truck while it's still [A] running.
[G]
Say a prayer when you feel like [D] cussing.
[A] I know.
[D]
Key:
D
A
G
Bm
E
D
A
G
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high.
Don't take your candy from the store if you ain't got the dime.
[D] Don't pick a fight with a little guy that [E] couldn't talk that much.
[A] Don't pick up a cherry [D] bomb thinking it's a dud.
[A] And don't sneak out of a two-story [Am] house using bed sheets for a rope.
[G] _ Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] Sell your truck while it's still running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer [G] when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the roses.
If you're sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico. _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [D] Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season.
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it.
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City.
Don't rush off a phone when your mama calls.
You ain't that busy.
[A] You ought to make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes.
[G] _
Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] Sell your [G] truck while it's still [D] running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the [G] roses.
If you're [D] sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
_ _ _ [Bm] _
[A] Don't ask me [D] how I know.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] Forget your pride by the [G] roses.
If you [Bm] love her, tell her so.
Don't go [B] to Vegas when your [G] heart broke.
_ _ [Bm] Don't [A] bomb your cousin for that [D] first smoke.
I'm [Bm] telling you, don't [A] drink the water in [D] Mexico. _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] Don't ask me how [D] I know.
_ _ _ Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ _ _ I just know.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
Sell your truck while it's still [A] running.
_ _ [G] _
Say a prayer when you feel like [D] cussing. _ _ _
_ [A] I know.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high.
Don't take your candy from the store if you ain't got the dime.
[D] Don't pick a fight with a little guy that [E] couldn't talk that much.
[A] Don't pick up a cherry [D] bomb thinking it's a dud.
[A] And don't sneak out of a two-story [Am] house using bed sheets for a rope.
[G] _ Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] Sell your truck while it's still running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer [G] when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the roses.
If you're sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico. _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [D] Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season.
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it.
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City.
Don't rush off a phone when your mama calls.
You ain't that busy.
[A] You ought to make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes.
[G] _
Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ [D] Sell your [G] truck while it's still [D] running.
Save the [G] Jesus off the [D] dash.
Say a prayer when you feel like [A] cussing.
Save your money, pay with [G] cash.
Forget your [D] pride by the [G] roses.
If you're [D] sorry, tell her [Bm] so.
Don't [A] drink water in [G] Mexico.
_ _ _ [Bm] _
[A] Don't ask me [D] how I know.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] Forget your pride by the [G] roses.
If you [Bm] love her, tell her so.
Don't go [B] to Vegas when your [G] heart broke.
_ _ [Bm] Don't [A] bomb your cousin for that [D] first smoke.
I'm [Bm] telling you, don't [A] drink the water in [D] Mexico. _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] Don't ask me how [D] I know.
_ _ _ Don't ask me how I know.
_ _ _ _ I just know.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
Sell your truck while it's still [A] running.
_ _ [G] _
Say a prayer when you feel like [D] cussing. _ _ _
_ [A] I know.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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