Chords for Don't California My Texas

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Don't California my Texas, _ [G] _ _
[C] don't bring that stuff over [F] here.
_ We [G] can sit and drink, don't have to know what you think.
We can crack an old ice cold [C] beer.
I'm just trying to warn you, [Gm] _ _ [C] someone [Em] here will kick [F] your ass.
_ _ From all these [G] gringos in Mexico.
_ _ Don't California my [C] Texas.
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
I've been here [C] about 46 years.
[F] _ Granddaddy long before that. _
[G] It's easy to tell, it's all a-going to hell. _
Just like granddaddy [Cm] said.
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[C] Dazed and confused, don't know which bathroom to use.
[F] These Californians man they're a trip.
With [G] their electric cars, they won't drive very far.
If you ask me they don't know [C] shit.
Don't California my Texas, _ _ don't bring that stuff [F] over here.
_ We [G] can sit and drink, don't have to know what you think.
We can crack an old ice [Cm] cold beer.
I'm just trying [C] to warn you, [Gm] _ _
[C] _ someone here will kick [F] your ass. _ _
_ And it might [G] be for breakfast. _
Don't California [C] my Texas.
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[C] Love America here, drank whiskey and beer.
Fly that lone [Fm] star flag. _
[G] Love to shoot our guns, love to play in the mud.
Jamming out the old [C] Merle hat.
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[C] At the end of [Gm] the day, we [C] don't care if you're gay.
[F] To be honest, I don't give [Fm] a damn.
[F] As [G] long as you mind your own, and you don't [Dm] bitch and moan.
[G] About all the things that you [C] don't have.
Don't California my Texas.
[G] _ _ [C] Don't bring that stuff [F] over here.
_ [G] We can sit and drink, don't have to know what you think.
We can crack an old ice [C] cold beer.
[G] I'm just trying [C] to warn you, [Gm] _ _
[C] _ someone here will [F] kick your ass.
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[F] From all these [G] gringos and Mexicans.
Don't California [C] my Texas.
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_ [C] It might [G] be for breakfast. _
_ Buy a Ford, not a Lexus. _
_ From all these gringos and Mexicans. _
_ Don't California [C] my Texas.
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Don't New York it either. _ _ _ _ _ _