Chords for Don't Pet The Dog - Pinkard & Bowden
Tempo:
82.525 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
F#m
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] I'd much rather [G] have a frog [D] in my throat than a [A] porcupine stuck [D] to my face.
I'd much rather have [G] a bug in [D] my ear than a [A] dog making love [D] to my leg.
[A] [D] Your girl asked you home to meet Mama and Daddy.
She says she thinks [A] that you're nice.
But there's trouble ahead.
She's gonna wish you were dead if you don't take this [D] friendly advice.
[F#m] Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
Don't pet him whatever [A] you do.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
[A] Don't pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your [D] ankle to dance.
[G] You say it's okay.
[D] Try to push him away.
[A] What's his name?
Because you sit [D] up and beg him.
[G] You try to be cool [D] but you look [B] like a fool
[E] with a dog making [A] love to your leg.
So [D] [A] don't [D] pet the dog.
He'll boo-boo all [A] over your shoes.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your ankle [D] to dance.
[A]
Don't [D] pet the dog.
[N]
I'd much rather have [G] a bug in [D] my ear than a [A] dog making love [D] to my leg.
[A] [D] Your girl asked you home to meet Mama and Daddy.
She says she thinks [A] that you're nice.
But there's trouble ahead.
She's gonna wish you were dead if you don't take this [D] friendly advice.
[F#m] Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
Don't pet him whatever [A] you do.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
[A] Don't pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your [D] ankle to dance.
[G] You say it's okay.
[D] Try to push him away.
[A] What's his name?
Because you sit [D] up and beg him.
[G] You try to be cool [D] but you look [B] like a fool
[E] with a dog making [A] love to your leg.
So [D] [A] don't [D] pet the dog.
He'll boo-boo all [A] over your shoes.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your ankle [D] to dance.
[A]
Don't [D] pet the dog.
[N]
Key:
D
A
G
F#m
B
D
A
G
[D] _ I'd much rather [G] have a frog [D] in my throat than a [A] porcupine stuck [D] to my face.
_ I'd much rather have [G] a bug in [D] my ear than a [A] dog making love [D] to my leg. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[A] [D] Your girl asked you home to meet Mama and Daddy.
She says she thinks [A] that you're nice.
But there's trouble ahead.
She's gonna wish you were dead if you don't take this [D] friendly advice.
[F#m] _ Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
Don't pet him whatever [A] you do.
_ He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
_ [A] Don't pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your [D] ankle to dance.
[G] You say it's okay.
[D] Try to push him away.
[A] What's his name?
Because you sit [D] up and beg him.
_ [G] You try to be cool [D] but you look [B] like a fool
[E] with a dog making [A] love to your leg.
_ _ So [D] [A] don't [D] pet the dog.
He'll boo-boo all [A] over your shoes.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
_ Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your ankle [D] to dance.
_ _ [A]
Don't [D] pet the dog.
_ _ [N] _
_ I'd much rather have [G] a bug in [D] my ear than a [A] dog making love [D] to my leg. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[A] [D] Your girl asked you home to meet Mama and Daddy.
She says she thinks [A] that you're nice.
But there's trouble ahead.
She's gonna wish you were dead if you don't take this [D] friendly advice.
[F#m] _ Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
Don't pet him whatever [A] you do.
_ He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
_ [A] Don't pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your [D] ankle to dance.
[G] You say it's okay.
[D] Try to push him away.
[A] What's his name?
Because you sit [D] up and beg him.
_ [G] You try to be cool [D] but you look [B] like a fool
[E] with a dog making [A] love to your leg.
_ _ So [D] [A] don't [D] pet the dog.
He'll boo-boo all [A] over your shoes.
He ain't been fixed and he knows some tricks that'll sure make a fool [D] out of you.
_ Don't [A] pet [D] the dog.
He gets it confused [G] with romance.
[A] Just leave him alone or the next thing you know he'll be asking your ankle [D] to dance.
_ _ [A]
Don't [D] pet the dog.
_ _ [N] _