Chords for Dork by Emezie (ROCK OPERA!)

_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I swear it's true, the moment I saw you, Cupid ran my head [C] through
So I put it in a song, to prove it all to you
We come back, no need to run away from me
I'm cuter and I'm smarter than the other cats you see
Take a look at my grass, I'm near the others' kink of me
I'm a freaking genius from _ MIT
_ _ _ So tell me, what's your name?
My friends call me Venus, who's next?
The place I'm from, see I'm the hottest around
There's mercury, let the sun, well Venus
Listen to my song and you'll have a little fun
V is for Venus, [F] my celestial [C] queen
_ _ _ _ [G] E [C] _ _ is for an elegies [G] you have [C] ever seen _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] And it's no nonsense, [C] U is for [G] uni
_ _ S _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [C] is for shake, [F] shake that [C] healthy thing _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh my god, [Em] what a twerk, oh [Am] my god, so uncool
[F] Why would you be so [Fm] cruel?
_ [C] _ Baby, baby, _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ I did this for [A] you
So take a chance on me and give me your name
Father, son, it's desert time, your mommy has [Dm] to [C] stay
V is for Venus, I'm daddy's little girl
I come from the mountains, high above the world
My energy is heavenly, if you wanna get with me
Yes, I wanna get with you, so listen to my poetry
A and Z stand for absolutely _ terapheak
_ Combine _ _ _ _ them with H and E, cause baby brings the heat _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] The N and the A, _ what could they mean? _ _ _ _ _
It's the [C] birth of a baby, because you're such a geek _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ I'll [C] show you the light, [Fm] I'll show you the way
_ [Ab] I'll treat you right
Oh my [E] god, what a twerk, oh [Am] my god, so uncool
[F] Why would you be [Am] so [C] cruel?
_ _ _ _ You know [E] the truth is always painful
[Am] False is so true
_ [E] I'm a no good loser, [Am] from my parents to my shoes
A twerk is me and a twerk is what I do
Anything you do not like, be it [Fm] rejections, nothing new
[C] _
So tell me, what's your name?
I really need to know
My name is Eve, it's short for Evelyn Rose
F for tidy, N for titty, E if Patrick chose Wait, what?
Evelyn _ _ Rose
Spend your Eve, Eve, Eve, just chillin' with me
While we L-Y-N in the sand by the sea
Send the rose to your girl so your garden can grow
Like the flower on your mind, in the foam of an app
I'd rather die than to try, but they're handy by my side
Sip a tea, all on me, liberty is equal in my
Love the grind, but you suck when I die
And like you be 70, just will you call me now?
[G] Miss Cleo, Patra, let me, I'm not Dicky, in the peak, I'm the broke at the fork
You be as clean as a sink, or as dirty as a fork
You be as sweet as a lemon, or a [C] candy bar
Also check a J for alabino, cause you're spicy and vile
Oh, you didn't know that the J is silent
And, and, and, you didn't make a city
Just shake, just shake that alabino
[E] OMG, what a dork
[Am] OMG, so uncool
[F] You're so smart
But [Ab] you look so cool
I [E] can't find my place in this city
I [Am] can't be seen In _ [F] _ Green
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