Chords for Doyle - BUS INVADERS Ep. 1196

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[B] I am Doyle Wolfgang von [C#] Frankenstein and Doyle.
_ I'm Murph on drums.
_ _ My name is [E] Dr.
Richard Sollid, PhD,
better known as Dick Sollid, vocals. _ _
Brandon, uh, busy straight.
This is where we live.
We're supporting our new album, Doyle II,
like Zeppelin II, Queen II, Ben Helen II,
Danzig II, Kiss Alive II.
As We Die, that's the name of it,
we're out with Davey [D] Suicide,
and [B] we are in Chicago.
Walking, having a good time, [E] supporting the record.
It's a fabulous record.
We got Randy Blythe from Lamb of God.
We got Alyssa and _ [D] Michael from [E] Arch Enemy
on the title track.
We got [G#] a lot of good stuff going on with it.
You should check it [N] out.
It's fabulous, best album record of the year.
Let's see what we got.
I don't know what's in here.
I don't know.
I don't go in here.
I think we know what's in here.
Oh, this is ice for [C#] injuries.
_ _ [D] Ice for demonish drinks.
[N] _ _ Icy burritos, Richie's name on it.
I don't know what that is.
Got a lot of vegan stuff.
Most of us are vegans.
We get [A] bananas every day.
Yeah, bananas are a [D] plus.
Bananas, that's what fucking gorillas.
Let's see what's in here.
_ Oh shit.
What is that, beer?
[Dm] I guess they gave us beer.
We have soy [A] milk, pickles, _
[D] _ _ I don't see any made in hell [B] hot sauce.
We got grapes, _
[N] Coca _ Cola,
I don't know, _ _ applesauce. _ _ _ _
[E] This is our bandwagon.
We use the bandwagon because [Cm] it's better
for smaller [Em] bands, it's cheaper.
Half the [C#] price of a bus.
_ Put out the hit single, [E] _ Valley of Shadows.
We could afford such [A] extravagances
as this fabulous bandwagon [D] here.
I know, you're jealous.
We got the blondes, we got whatnot.
We got some shelving [Dm] where we keep [D] certain things.
We got a lot of disposable stuff
[N] because we like leaving the largest
carbon footprint possible on the tour. _
Sometimes there's bears and whatnot.
I don't really know.
I think Murph may use that to get chicks in his toy box.
He's got a little box [D#] out in the desert
where he kind of, I don't know. _ _
[B] They watched what, Tango and Cash?
What the fuck was that?
I think [A] somebody, there's random [E] shit.
I think somebody brought Roadhouse
and some other bullshit.
[G] Like it's like, I [Dm] don't know.
We like stupid shit.
A [Em] truck stop.
Yeah, a truck stop.
They were watching, yeah.
We only [Cm] watched what, maybe three times?
Yeah.
[B] We don't know how to work this shit.
We watched all these [E] fucking, these fucking things.
I don't know.
_ This is what, this is it, man.
That's the only thing that really gets me [D] that much,
the coffee.
And the pasta maker.
Coffee and the pasta maker.
Look, they gave us pizza today.
[N] _ Can we eat this fucking shit?
The first thing we look forward to after a show
is the pasta that D-Money usually cocks up
in that big old pot back there.
And as soon as we off the stage,
last couple songs, we just thinking about pasta [E] dog.
I look over at him and I can tell,
we kind of [F] like pasta dog.
And we're fucking like, yeah, we about to hit that.
Fucking, it's good.
We got to get that fucking clock
so we [C] know what the fuck we're doing, man.
I [D] gotta know what the fuck time this shit's happening, man.
We always, I guess, we get like a day sheet
which tells us what we're doing throughout the day.
Today was kind of [E] boring, so there ain't a lot on there.
But like, fuck it, we got some video interviews.
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Look, tour the bus, right here.
And [Dm] that kind of thing.
[E] This is because we stink.
And so is like, stuff like the Lysol and whatnot.
[D] We got some Febreze somewhere, because [C#] we smell bad.
You know, you'll find all through the bus and [Dm] around,
there's always, they drop us off different stuff.
We got some [C] good stuff, I guess.
Yeah, check [N] it out.
That's my boy, Will Harris, dropped that off.
He's real good.
_ And just, I don't know, random odds and ends
that end up wherever, if it don't end up in a bunk.
And then like this creepy shit, you blame him. _
The best fan gifts is usually food.
This was full of some vegan [D] cakes
that we fucking just ate in two seconds.
Wow.
Yeah, they bring us food.
Well, as you [N] see, I make my bed every day. _ _
You got [F] your sweet JBL.
[E] You got your Gorilla Snot.
[F#m] You got your phone.
[N] You got protein bars, sleeve hats, fucking headphones,
many pillows, _ for luxury, of course.
Finger tape and gum.
_ Just in case I gotta, you know, well, got some protein. _ _ _
Let's see, I got this extra, I don't know,
this goofy thing. _
_ This little Richie's bunk up here.
He's a man horse.
He's got plenty of these hanging and dangling.
Fucking, he's got shit, he always look pretty
when he's pretty [D] smiling, so he's one of the ladies.
And he kisses pretty clean.
So these boys, all this side of them
is pretty put together.
The money's a little [N] sleazy, but like, fucking,
the rest of them, they pretty much got their shit together.
Look straight, [E] makes his bed.
He's like a fucking real person and stuff.
[D#] Mine's, this is a [E] junk bunk.
It's just full of [A#] extra bags and crap.
Nobody sleep in there.
[D#] I'm right here, I got like my toys that I [D] can fuck with
when I get really fucked up and get [N] bored.
And I got some reading materials, sadistic,
the diabolical, super criminal, it's fabulous.
Fucking various odds and ends.
And daddy's medicine is in there.
But that's like [A#] the bathroom.
[F] That's the bathroom right there.
It's [D] pretty filthy.
You don't wanna spend a whole lot of time in there.
And then [E] this is [F] where the dog gets ready [E] back here.
He's got his fans and whatnot.
So then he puts [A] up his little mirror
and his lights and goodies.
And he stores a bunch of crap like around [C] there.
Yeah, [B] there's some, look at there,
there's his little pants and poos.
[E] And all that [N] kind of carry and all.
That's about it.
It's really a simple, like, you know,
it's basically a box truck that's been converted.
So it ain't the most comfortable ride.
You bounce around a lot and whatnot, but [E] it's all right.
And then he gets us to the show.
[A#] All right, so [N] hey guys, you know,
from a man, Dora Wolfgang, goddamn motherfucking
Frank Stein over here.
From a man, Izzy Straight, right on top.
For the Murph, for the fellas that can't be here.
[E] We got fucking Marius, the sound guy.
We got fucking goddamn, Marius, baby.
[F] Fucking, _ [C#] there's a little debate about the name.
We got D-Money handling things inside,
but I'm a [Em] dick solid baby.
And fucking, [E] you know, it's a pleasure for you to come [C#] in,
see our, see how we live in.
This is [E] our home.
And catch us on the road, Doyle.
We got a new album, As We Die.
Pick it up, baby.
And you know, when we come near you,
come out and see us, [C#] baby.
We'll fucking dance, love songs, [N] baby, all day long. _ _ _
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