Chords for Dr. Feelgood Date Bait

_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ [G] I wake up every morning with a vacant smile, grab a telephone to [Dm] call my boy [C] child.
She's a dead bitch, mind or mind, mind.
_ [F] [D] She's sweeter than any crip that ever [G] grew on a vine.
_ _ [F] [G] I call the girls around here, baby, you're my choice.
I get the heebie-jeebies [F] on all you young [C] boys, y'all gay.
Mind [G] or mind, mind.
_ [Dm] [D] You're sweeter than any [C] crip that ever grew on a vine.
_ _ [F] _ [G] When mom's got the pocket, papa's got the top,
and baby's in the crib, she [F] ain't laying on [C] the pop.
She's a dead bitch, mind or mind, mind.
_ [F] _ [D] Sweeter than any [C] crip that ever grew [G] on a vine.
_ [F] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Dm] [G] She's got eyes like diamonds and teeth like pearls.
Lay off, boys, cause [Dm] she's my [C] girl.
She's a dead bitch, mind or mind, mind.
_ _ [F] [D] She's sweeter than [C] any crip that ever grew [G] on a vine.
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_ _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [F] _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Dm] [G] I call the girls around here, baby, you're my choice.
I get the heebie-jeebies on all [F] you young [C] boys, y'all gay.
Mind or mind, mind.
_ [F] [D] You're sweeter than any [C] crip that ever grew on [Gm] a vine.
_ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ [Gm] _ _
Gay freaks.
_ [F#] _ [C] Gay freaks.
[Gm] _ Gay freaks.
_ [G] [D] Gay freaks.
_ _ [F] _
_ _ [G] Gay freaks.
[F] _ [Gm] Gay freaks.
_ [C] [Gm] I'm a dead bitch.
Y'all gay freaks.
_ [D] _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _