Chords for Dr. Greenthumb

_ _ _ _ _ Hello, [G] I'm Dr.
Green Thumb.
[D#] Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed and just can't find some anywhere?
Well try my Dr.
[F#] Green Thumb grow tips.
I'll [C#] show you how to grow inside and [C] out, from seed to clone, and the best home grown.
And [D#] if you're afraid of those pesky pork [F#] shoppers in the sky, [D#] no worries, we'll fix them too.
With one of our Dr.
Green Thumb sizzling screens to block the nosy [C#] pig's vision.
Don't believe me?
Just ask one [F#] of my many satisfied clients here, Jed Sanders, how well [A] it works.
Hello, my name is Jed and I'm [F] a farmer and I've been growing marijuana for about 20 [A#] years.
And _ with Dr.
Green Thumb's sizzling [D#m] screen, I don't [A#] have to point my shotgun at them pesky porkers no more.
Thanks Dr.
Green, you're the [C] shit.
Yes, Dr.
Green Thumb's got it all.
I guarantee it.
Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time.
Dial 1-800-713-GROW. _ _ _
That's 1-800 _ _ -713 _ _ _ _ -G-O _ _ _ -W.
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_ Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields.
The fucking pigs do shifts holding the blues still.
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect.
DEA can't keep the Green Thumb in check.
HPS got left the whole crop.
Please God, don't let me see no cop.
Truckload ready to hit the highway.
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way.
Or we gonna have big trouble that's no shit.
Can't be growing without no permit.
But, Bob, that I studied the 215 strip.
That way when they come, they can suck my dick.
We can't grow without attention.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
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Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Dr.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
[A#] Yo, Dr.
Green Thumb, come on back one [C#m] time.
People can't live without the urban.
If not, they be drinking and driving and swerving.
But thanks to Dr.
Green Thumb, we grow in the backyard
or inside with hydro to the clutch plant
pushing the tangerine green.
Tasty, growing a fucking smoke screen.
Psychos of weed are constantly grown.
Somebody give me the right to the cut throne.
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good.
Funny plant sticking up my whole neighborhood.
If you ain't, you might want to leave, bring a loan.
But never, ever, ever got a warrant from my home.
What's that funny sound knocking at the door?
Sorry, Green Thumb, can't talk no more.
Please don't follow me into the [C#] sun.
Hello, my name is Dr.
[C#m] Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Dr.
Hello, my name _ _ is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'm from the lab, no need for rehab.
If I can't thrive, then call me a cat.
In my closet, the weed is dried out like eggs.
There ain't no place to hide out.
I don't want to buy no weed from no cop.
Get locked up and they close up my shop.
That's why I buy no weed from no one.
That's why they call me Dr.
Green Thumb,
the scientific, old mystical one.
Growing my crop with the praise of the sun.
Come on, come on, let's see how it's done.
If you see the pigs, there's no need to run.
Because some of these pigs are down with green thumb.
But you never know what be the outcome.
You see the moon, no end to our bum.
The weed is growing like my erection.
Look, I never told you where I was from.
Some call me Dr.
Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Dr.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
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Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
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Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
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Hello, my name is Dr.
Green Thumb.
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