Dr Hook - If Not You Chords

[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Who's gonna water my plants? _
_ [Em] Who's gonna patch my [A] pants? _ _
[D] And who's gonna give me the [G] chance to feel brand [A] new? _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Who's gonna iron my shirt? _ _
_ [G] Who's gonna kiss where [A] it hurts? _
[D] And who needs a man [G] when he flirts the way [A] I do? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] Who, _ _ [A] _ _
if [D] not you?
_ [Bm] _ _ _
_ [G] Who, _ _ [A] _ _
if [D] not you? _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] Who, _ _ [A] _ _
if [D] not you?
_ _ [Bm] _ _
Tell [G] me _ who [A] _ _
is not [D] you? _ _ _ _ _
_ Who's gonna wake me on time? _
_ [Em] Who'll smile and say I look [A] fine? _
[D] And who's gonna stay on [G] my mind the whole day [A] through? _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Who's gonna see that I'm fed? _
[Em] Then who's gonna [Bm] want me [A] in bed? _
[D] But who'll watch TV [G] instead?
Because [A] I do.
_ _ _ Who [Am] _ [G] _ _ _ [A] is _ _ [D] not you?
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[G] Who is not you?
Tell me who _ [A] _ _
is [D] not you? _ _ _ _
[A] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[A] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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