Chords for Dr Hook - "Millionaire"

_ _ Before we begin, [Bb] thank you.
Thank you, oh thank you, thank you.
[Ebm] _ _ [Bb] _
[Eb] Thank you.
_ [Bb] _ [Eb] I'm not a bad [Bb] person.
I [Eb] know.
I don't drink and I [Bb] don't kill.
[Cm] I got no [Gm] evil habits [Ab] and I probably [Bb] never will.
I [Eb] don't sing like [Bb] Elvis Presley.
[Eb] I can't dance like [Bb] Fred Astaire.
[Cm] But there's one thing [Gm] in my favor.
What?
[Ab] I'm a [Bb] millionaire. _ _ _ _
_ Beautiful.
And I [Eb] got more money [Bb] than [C] a horse has [G] hair.
Once [Ab] my rich old uncle died, he had to [Bb] owe my prayers.
But having [Eb] all this [Bb] money is gonna [Cm] bring me down.
[G] _ [Ab] You ain't [Eb] Britney, honey.
[Ab] You [Eb] helped [Fm] me spread [Eb] around. _ _ _
_ _ I could get [Bb] myself a nose job.
[Eb] I could die at [Bb] four a year.
[Cm] But I'll never be [Gm] Robert Redford, [Ab] cause I'm much [Bb] too fond of beer.
[Eb] Please don't [Bb] misunderstand [Eb] me.
It's not love I'm [Bb] trying to buy.
[Cm] It's just I got [G] all this here money [Ab] and I'm a pretty [Bb] ugly guy.
I [Eb] got more money [Bb]
than a [Ab] horse has [G] hair.
Once my [Ab] rich old uncle died, he had to [Bb] owe my prayers.
But having [Eb] all this [Bb] money is gonna [D] bring me [G] down.
_ [Ab] If you ain't Britney, [Eb] honey, you helped [Ab] me spread it [Eb] around. _
[Ab] I don't mind [Bb] if you love me [Eb] for my money. _
[Gm] If you love me [C] for whatever [Fm] else I got.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Abm] _ [Eb] _ [Gb] _ [Cm] _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [A] _ [Bb] _ _
But I [Eb] got more money [Bb] than [Cm] a horse has [Gm] hair.
Once [Ab] my rich old uncle died, he had [Bb] to owe my prayers.
But having [Eb] all this money [Bb] is gonna [Ab] bring me [G] down.
[Ab] If you ain't [Eb] Britney, honey, [Ab] you [Eb] helped me spread it around.
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] [Eb] Hey you!
Come here baby!
Stop [Fm] crying!
Put a quarter [Eb] in the jukebox! _