Chords for Dread Rock (Alternative Version)

Tempo:
61.55 bpm
Chords used:

C

G

F

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Dread Rock (Alternative Version) chords
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Cool!
Isn't it nice here?
[C] I think I'll have a launder saint.
[F] Gimme rock out!
[G]
Better not leave it out [C] too long though,
it goes sticky.
[F] Do you know what?
[G] I'm sure many a band will play it.
[C] [F] OK!
Let's [G] play more tunes!
[C]
La la la la, [F] la la la la, [G] la la la la la la [C] la la la la la la la la la
When I go down the seaside, I'm feeling rather rude.
[F] The girls in their [G] bikinis are showing all their boobs.
[C] But when they see my stick of rock, they all shout out with glee.
[F] Before you give it all away, [G] please save a left for me!
[C] Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as [C] that before!
Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
I took a stroll along the beach.
My rock was in my hand.
[F] I saw a girl was buried, [G] up to her neck in sand.
[C] She said, some boys did this to me and please help get me out.
[F] But before I could assist her, [G] my rock shot in her mouth [C] and she cried.
Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Now I'm always in the discos as soon as the sun goes down.
[F] I chat up all the nice girls [G] with bodies nice and brown.
[C] I take them back to me chalet and they always get a shock.
[F] But when I turn the light on, [G] they see the size of me rock.
[C] Oh, what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, what a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Now me holidays are over.
Me rock goes home with me.
[F] Although it's not as big as it [G] was, it's big enough for me.
[C] If you want to know where my girlfriend is, take a look around the place.
[F] She's the one in the corner [G] with a smile upon her face.
[C] God, she knows!
There's the big one!
[G] She's never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Well, darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this before.
Oh, [F] yes I have.
Miltman's got one.
[G] He showed it to me while you were away on holiday.
That must be what they mean by, [C] are you getting enough?
Still ain't [F] getting any more of mine.
[G] Oh, come on!
Oh, [C] ho, ho!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, ho, ho!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] [C]
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C
3211
G
2131
F
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C
3211
G
2131
F
134211111
C
3211
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2131
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_ Cool!
_ Isn't it nice here? _ _
_ [C] I think I'll have a launder saint.
[F] Gimme rock out!
[G]
Better not leave it out [C] too long though,
it goes sticky.
[F] Do you know what?
[G] I'm sure many a band will play it.
[C] _ [F] OK!
Let's [G] play more tunes!
_ [C] _
La la la la, [F] la la la la, [G] la la la la la la [C] la la la la la la la la la
When I go down the seaside, I'm feeling rather rude.
[F] The girls in their [G] bikinis are showing all their boobs.
[C] But when they see my stick of rock, they all shout out with glee.
[F] Before you give it all away, [G] please save a left for me!
[C] Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as [C] that before!
_ Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
I took a stroll along the beach.
My rock was in my hand.
[F] I saw a girl was buried, [G] up to her neck in sand.
[C] She said, some boys did this to me and please help get me out.
[F] But before I could assist her, [G] my rock shot in her mouth [C] and she cried.
Oh, [F] what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Now I'm always in the discos as soon as the sun goes down.
[F] I chat up all the nice girls [G] with bodies nice and brown.
[C] I take them back to me chalet and they always get a shock.
[F] But when I turn the light on, [G] they see the size of me rock.
[C] Oh, what a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
_ Oh, what a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Now me holidays are over.
Me rock goes home with me.
[F] Although it's not as big as it [G] was, it's big enough for me.
[C] If you want to know where my girlfriend is, take a look around the place.
[F] She's the one in the corner [G] with a smile upon her face.
[C] God, she knows!
There's the big one!
[G] She's never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] It must be fourteen inches [C] long or more!
Well, darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this before.
Oh, [F] yes I have.
Miltman's got one.
[G] He showed it to me while you were away on holiday.
That must be what they mean by, [C] are you getting enough?
Still ain't [F] getting any more of mine.
[G] Oh, come on!
Oh, [C] ho, ho!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
[G] I've never seen one as big as that [C] before!
Oh, ho, ho!
Oh, what [F] a big one!
_ [G] _ _ [C] _