Chords for Drink and Drive

_ _ _ _ _ [G#] Hey, mama.
I got myself into a little bit of trouble with the law out here in Rogers County.
I was a little bit liquored up and they caught me driving.
So they told me to call and see if I couldn't get somebody to come down here and bail me out.
I was wondering if you'd [A] come down to the station here and get me, please.
Kai Zaken, is this a joke?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Your dad's gonna beat your ass.
How many times have I told you don't drink and drive?
I'm on my way.
No, no, no, no.
You know what?
You can stay your ass there.
[F#] _ _ _ [C#] _ [F#] _ _ I got a truck in my pocket and whiskey [B] on my [F#] tongue.
Growing up, my mama always told me don't be dumb.
[B] You can call through the night if you ever [C] need a [C#] ride.
Just don't you ever, ever go and drink and fucking drive.
[F#m] Well, I've done it this time, mama.
I'm [C#m] sorry.
[F#] I got a DUI out in Rogers County.
[B] That sheriff pulled me over with them red and [D#] blue lights.
[F#] He said, don't you ever, ever go and drink and [C#] fucking drive.
Well, then I was still young and I was oh [F#] so dumb.
[B] Rogers State College was where I was coming from.
We [F#] got some liquor in the dorms, couple women [E] and some weed.
[F#] It was all a good time until I found my key.
[C#] Yeah, I hopped up in the truck with some food [C] up on my mind.
[B] I had no idea that I'd do [F#m] some time.
Well, I was flying down the road just to listen [C#m] in to cash
[F#] when I seen [F#m] an SUV riding on [B] my ass.
I made a left then a right past a couple [C#] stop signs.
[F#] And that's [F#m] when I seen he flicker on his light.
[C#] So I slowed [C#m] down and pulled on off to [F#] the side.
Then the next thing you know, I'm getting [F#m] breathless.
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[F#m] Well, the sheriff was surprised by the numbers [C#m] on the screen.
It [F#] was a zero point motherfucking [B] 73.
Yeah, he called an ambulance and said I need an [C#] IV.
I [F#] got a sober [F#m] up quick talking ASAP.
[C#] Now I got a [C#m] criminal record with a [F#] felony.
Cause I got liquored up and then turned the key.
I got a truckie in my pocket and whiskey on my toe.
Growing up, my mama always told me don't be dumb.
[B] You can call through the night if you ever [C] need a ride.
[C#] Cause don't you ever ever go and drink a fucking job.
[F#m] Well, I spent a few nights in Rogers [C#m] County Jail.
[F#] Cause my mama and daddy wasn't paying my bills.
But [Bm] I don't blame them at all.
So I used my [C#] last call [F#] to see if my buddy [F#m] could let out my dog.
[C#] I talked to my boss, he said I'm [C] out of work.
So [B] I got a new job out shoveling some dirt.
[F#] Yeah, and that's when I met this drunken [E] little fella.
[F#] His name was Javier.
He's sipping on Modelo.
We [C#] became best friends and I started [C] drinking.
[B] My family said they were, but I didn't [F#m] listen.
Cause every time I seen a bottle, I had to [C#m] give [F#] anything to [F#m] feel that familiar feeling [B] again.
So I hopped up in the truck to get some [C#] more rock [F#] guts.
How you [F#m] feeling, brother?
Hey, I'm feeling real [C#m] good.
Just ride them yellow lines, so stay in [F#] your lane.
Cause that car behind us there says OHP.
I got a truck in my pocket and whiskey on my tongue.
Growing up, my mama always told me don't be dumb.
You [B] can call through the night if you ever [C] need a ride.
[C#] Cause don't you ever ever go and drink a fucking drive.