Chords for Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced (Lyrics On Screen)

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_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] I _ _ play in a band, [Eb] we're the best [Bb] in the land, we're big in both Chelsea [F] and France.
I play one mean guitar [Eb] and then score [Bb] at the bar, [Eb] there's a line [Bb] of chicks waiting [F] for their chance.
[Bb] So come on now honey, [Eb] I'll make you [Bb] feel pretty, these other gals mean nothing [F] to me. _
Let's finish these drinks [Eb] and be gone [Bb] for the night, cause [Eb] I'm more [Bb] than a handful [Gm] you'll see.
[Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm _ shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are
fake, [Bb] take this man, [F] and I [Eb] only butter.
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I can bench press a car, [Eb] I'm an ex [Bb] football star, with degrees from both [F] Haven and Yale.
Girls just can't keep up, [Eb] I'm a real [Bb] love machine, [Eb] I've had far [Bb] better sex [F] while in jail.
[Bb] I design the Sayers Tower, [Eb] I make two [Bb] grand an hour, I cook the world's best [F] duck flambé. _
I'll take the pick of the litter, [Eb] girls jockey [Bb] for me, [Eb] I don't need [Bb] these lines to [Gm] get away. _
[Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm _ shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not soiled [F] and brown, and [Eb] the smiles are
fake, [Bb] take this [F] man, and I only [Eb] [Bb] butter.
_ _ I'm a man of the night, a [Eb] real ladies [Bb] delight, see my finger was chiseled [F] from stone. _
One more for the gal, [Eb] then I'll escort [Bb] her home, come [Eb] last call, [Bb] I'm never [F] alone.
I [Bb] have a house on the hill [Eb] with her _ [Bb] bed, that puts you, Hefner's Mansion, [F] to shame. _
With girls by the pool and [Eb] Italian [Bb] sports cars, I'm [Eb] just here in [Bb] this dump for [Gm] the game.
[Eb] So kiss _ [Bb] me, I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not soiled [F] and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are
[Bb] fake, take this man, [Fm] and I [Eb] only butter.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are
[Bb] fake, take this man, [F] and I [Eb] only butter.
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_ _ _ Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, [Eb] and I ain't all [Bb] that bright, I'm definitely not chiseled [F] from stone. _
I'm a cheat and a liar, [Eb] no woman's [Bb] desire, [Eb] I'll probably [F] die cold [Bb] and alone.
But just give me a [Eb] chance, cause [N] deep down inside, I swear I got [F] a big heart of gold.
I'm on my neck, [Eb] I'm as mad no more, I nightstand, [F] come on honey, let me [Bb] take you home.
[Eb] So kiss [Bb] me, I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are
[Bb] fake, take this [F] man, and I [Eb] only [Bb] butter.
_ So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are
fake, [Bb] take this man, and [F] I [Eb] only [Bb] butter.
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_ [F] _ What [Eb] wrong?
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_ [F] _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the _ _ _ [Bb] smiles [F] are
fake, take this man, and I [Eb] only butter.
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_ [Bb] I'm shitfaced, I'm not soaked, I'm not soiled [F] and brown, and [Eb] the smiles are fake, [Bb] take this man.
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