Chords for Drunk By Noon

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_ _ _ _ _ [D] There once was a poodle, _ [C] thought he [G] was a cowboy. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] He lived in a cage, _ [C] the [G] size of a stump. _
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[D] Though his white horse [C] was a box [G] of toothpicks, _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] He galloped around till [C] he was hit by [G] a car. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Sometimes I flap [C] my arms [G] like a hummingbird,
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_ _ [D] Just to remind myself [C] _ I'll [G] never fly. _ _
_ [D] Sometimes _ I burn [C] my arms [G] with a cigarette, _ _ _ _
[D] Just to pretend I [C] won't scream when [G] I die. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ If [C] my life was as long [G] as the moon, _ _
_ [C] I'd still be jealous [G] of the sun.
_ _ If [C] my life lasted only [G] one day,
_ _ [Am] I'd still [C] be drunk by [G] noon.
_ _ Yes, [Am] I'd still [C] be drunk _ [G] by noon.
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_ _ [D] Sometimes I hope [C] I'll come [G] down with cancer. _ _
_ [D] At least then I'll get to stay in bed and [C] watch TV [G] all day. _ _
_ _ [D] And on my _ [C] deathbed I'll get [G] all the answers. _ _
_ _ [D] Even if all my questions [C] are taken _ [G] away. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ If [C] my life was as long [G] as the moon,
_ _ _ [C] I'd still be jealous [G] of the sun. _
And if my [C] life lasted only [G] one day,
_ _ _ [Am] I'd still [C] be drunk [G] by noon. _
_ _ _ [Am] I'd still be [C] _ drunk by _ _ [G] _
noon. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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