Chords for Dumb Ways to Die (Lyrics)

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Set fire [F] to [C] your hair
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[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly bear _
Eat _ medicine that's out of date
Use your private [F] parts [C] as [F] piranha bait
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways to [G]
die
_ [C] _ _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] _ [F] So many dumb [D] ways to die
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Get your toast [F] out with [C] a fork
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[C] Do your own electrical [F] work _
_ [C] Teach yourself how to [C] fly _ _
Eat a two [F] week old [C] _ [F] unrefrigerated [C] pie
[G] Dumb ways to [Am] die _
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways to [G] die
_ [C] _ _ Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] _ [F] So many dumb [C] ways to _ die
Invite a psycho killer _ inside
_ Scratch a drug dealer's brand new [F] ride
[C] Take your helmet [F] off in outer [G] space
Use a clothes [D] dryer as a hiding place
[C] _ [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways to [G] die
[Am] _ _ [C] _ Dumb ways to [Am] die
_ [Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways [C] to die
_ Keep your rattlesnake out of pet
_ Sell both your kidneys on the internet _ _
Eat a tube of super [G] glue _
I wonder, what's [D] this red button [Cm] do? _
[C] Dumb [G] ways to [Am] die
_ [Em] [F] So many [D] dumb [G] ways to die
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[C] _ [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] Ha ha ha
_ _ _ _ [F] So many dumb [C] ways to _ die _
Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during hunting [F] season
[G] _ _ [F] _ [G] Disturb a nest of [C] wasps for no good [F] _ _
reason
[G] Stand on the edge [Am] of the train station platform
[Em] Drive around the boom gates [F] at a level crossing
[G] Run across the tracks between [Am] the [Em] platforms
_ [F] There may not rhyme, but they're [G] quite fun to be
[C] Dumbest [G] ways to [Am] die
_ [Em] _ _ Dumbest ways [Am] to die
[Em] _ _ [C] _ Dumbest [Bm]
ways to [Am] die
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_ _ So [F] many dumb, so [D] many dumb ways to [C] _ die _
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.
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The [F] part [C] that's run [F] a bit [C] _ Dumb
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