Chords for Dumbass
Tempo:
101.3 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G]
Down the end, Smooth was a-hangin' at the Brooksville [C] Rodeo
[D] When we left our [A] worn-out campin' chairs to see more of the show
saw a topless woman, she had a [C] real nice pair
[D] When we got back, some dumbass stole our worn-out [G] campin' chairs
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
Down the end, Smooth was a-hangin' at the Brooksville [C] Rodeo
[D] When we left our [A] worn-out campin' chairs to see more of the show
saw a topless woman, she had a [C] real nice pair
[D] When we got back, some dumbass stole our worn-out [G] campin' chairs
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
Down the end, Smooth was a-hangin' at the Brooksville [C] Rodeo
_ _ _ _ _ [D] When we left our [A] worn-out campin' chairs to see more of the show
[G] We _ _ _ _ saw a topless woman, she had a [C] real nice pair _ _ _ _
_ [D] When we got back, some dumbass stole our worn-out [G] campin' chairs _ _ _ _
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
And [D] you'll be one all your dumbass [G] life
_ _ _ _ My wife and I were at a bar just [C] the other night
_ [C] _ _ _
_ [D] Two rednecks [A] started arguing, got into [G] a fight _ _ _ _ _
The police came and said,
Now cool [C] it, you inbreds
_ _ _ _ [D] But they didn't, so the po-po cracked them on their [G] dumbass heads _
_ _ _ You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
_ [D] You're grade A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, you're a [C] dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all [G] your dumbass life _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
I saw a girl texting while she drove [C] her little car
She _ _ _ [D] was driving fast and steering with her knees [G] spread real far
She _ _ _ _ never even saw it when she hit that [C] concrete pole _ _ _ _
_ [D] Now she's texting up in heaven with some other [G] dumbass hoes _ _ _ _ _
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona fide [G] first class
You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all your [G] dumbass life _
_ _ _ A blue haired geezer stopped me in the parking [C] lot today _ _ _ _
_ [D] Said my dogs can't [A] be locked up in my truck [G] that-a-way
I _ _ _ _ stared at the nosy old bag like she was a big [C] moron
_ _ _ _ _ [D] I said you dumbass can't you see the air [G] conditioner's on _ _
_ _ _ You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
_ [D] You're [A] grade A, number one, bona fide [G] first class
You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all your [G] dumbass life _ _ _ _ _
You dumbasses _ _ _ _ _
Down the end, Smooth was a-hangin' at the Brooksville [C] Rodeo
_ _ _ _ _ [D] When we left our [A] worn-out campin' chairs to see more of the show
[G] We _ _ _ _ saw a topless woman, she had a [C] real nice pair _ _ _ _
_ [D] When we got back, some dumbass stole our worn-out [G] campin' chairs _ _ _ _
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
And [D] you'll be one all your dumbass [G] life
_ _ _ _ My wife and I were at a bar just [C] the other night
_ [C] _ _ _
_ [D] Two rednecks [A] started arguing, got into [G] a fight _ _ _ _ _
The police came and said,
Now cool [C] it, you inbreds
_ _ _ _ [D] But they didn't, so the po-po cracked them on their [G] dumbass heads _
_ _ _ You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
_ [D] You're grade A, number one, bona [G] fide first class
You're a dumbass, you're a [C] dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all [G] your dumbass life _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
I saw a girl texting while she drove [C] her little car
She _ _ _ [D] was driving fast and steering with her knees [G] spread real far
She _ _ _ _ never even saw it when she hit that [C] concrete pole _ _ _ _
_ [D] Now she's texting up in heaven with some other [G] dumbass hoes _ _ _ _ _
You're a dumbass, [C] you're a dumbass
[D] You're grade [A] A, number one, bona fide [G] first class
You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all your [G] dumbass life _
_ _ _ A blue haired geezer stopped me in the parking [C] lot today _ _ _ _
_ [D] Said my dogs can't [A] be locked up in my truck [G] that-a-way
I _ _ _ _ stared at the nosy old bag like she was a big [C] moron
_ _ _ _ _ [D] I said you dumbass can't you see the air [G] conditioner's on _ _
_ _ _ You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
_ [D] You're [A] grade A, number one, bona fide [G] first class
You're a dumbass, _ [C] you're a dumbass
[D] And you'll be one all your [G] dumbass life _ _ _ _ _
You dumbasses _ _ _ _ _