Chords for Edwyn Collins - Coffee Table Song

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[C] _ _ What [G] is your number? _ _ _ _
_ My [E] number is zero. _ _ _ _
_ And what is [G] your color? _ _ _ _
_ _ My [E] color _ is_ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ What is [G] your secret? _ _ _ _
_ _ Why [E] that would be telling. _ _ _ _
[G] _ Well [D] what is [G] your problem? _ _ _
_ My problem is you. _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ I'll _ turn _ _ [C] my back _ on [D] it all. _ _ _
[Em] I'll stand _ and [G] I'll face _ _ _ my living _ _ _ _
[D] wall.
_ _ Well [C] that's really something. _
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[D] That's really _ something.
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[C] _ _ _ What is [G] your star sign? _ _ _
_ _ [D] You gotta [E] be kidding. _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ Well what is [G] the answer? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I wish [E] I knew. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ What is [G] the time? _ _ _ _
It's _ time I [D] was leaving.
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_ _ Why what is [G] your problem? _ _ _ _
_ _ My [C] problem [E] is you. _ _ _ _
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I'll turn _ _ [C] my back _ on [D] it all. _ _
[G] I'll stand _ and I'll face _ _ my living _ _ _ [D] wall.
_ _ _ Well [G] that's really something. _
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[D] That's really something. _
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[G] _ _ Tell me something that I [G] don't know.
Make it brief to the point like a fatal blow.
[D] Since time out of mind I've loved you so.
There's a place I know where we both could go.
[G] I would swim the seven seas.
_ I would crawl _ upon my _ knees just [D] to get there. _ _
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_ _ _ _ I [G] would swim _ the seven _ seas.
I would crawl _ upon my _ knees just [D] to get there. _
Or be there _ _ _ somewhere. _ _ _
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[C] Like a fatal _ blow.
Like an open sore.
Like a heart that's torn in two.
_ And [D] that's _ really _ something.
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_ _ _ _ And [C] that's really something.
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[D] That's _ really something.
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[C] _ that's really _ something. _ _ _ _ _
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