Chords for Egg & Cheese Muffin - Formidable Vegetable live at Nannup Music Festival
Tempo:
132.85 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
Mal's gonna do a cooking show for you guys.
Okay, this is an interpretive version of a piece of aeroplane [Bb] food that I ate once.
Part of the reason I stopped flying for a year [C] was to avoid the [Bb] food.
term.
from something that called itself [Bb] an egg and cheese muffin.
it contains [D] almost none of the [Dm] said ingredients.
go.
Enriched, bleached flour.
Okay, this is an interpretive version of a piece of aeroplane [Bb] food that I ate once.
Part of the reason I stopped flying for a year [C] was to avoid the [Bb] food.
term.
from something that called itself [Bb] an egg and cheese muffin.
it contains [D] almost none of the [Dm] said ingredients.
go.
Enriched, bleached flour.
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_ Mal's gonna do a cooking show for you guys.
Who wants a cooking show from Mal? Whee!
_ _ _ _ Okay, this is an interpretive version of a _ piece of aeroplane [Bb] food that I ate once.
_ Part of the reason I stopped flying for a year [C] was to avoid the [Bb] food.
_ Food [F] is a bit of a rich term.
But anyway, this is just the ingredients _ from _ something that called itself [Bb] an egg and cheese muffin.
_ _ But [C] as you'll see, it contains [D] almost none of the [Dm] said ingredients.
Here we go.
_ _ _ [F] Ingredients.
Muffin.
_ _ Enriched, bleached flour.
[Dm] Wheat flour.
Malted [Dm] barley flour.
Ionized, anthiamine, [C] mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, water, yeast.
Contains 2% or less wheat.
Gluten, [F] salt, dough conditioners, azo, di, carbon, _ [Bb] amide, jade, ascorbic acid,
high fructose corn [C] syrup, sugar, soybean, endor, cold, sea oil, calcium, [F] propionate, amitation, sorbate.
_ [Dm] Added to prevent spoilage.
_ Distilled vinegar.
Yellow corn meal.
_ [C] _
Natural and artificial _ flavors.
Citric acid, fumaric acid, soy [Dm] flour.
Now at this point, I need to just point [D] out that that was just the [N] bun.
The what?
That was just the muffin part of the egg and cheese.
Those ingredients were just the muffin.
But don't worry, it gets better.
Really?
The next ingredient.
Okay, just a question, pop quiz.
How many ingredients do you think egg should have in it? _
_ What do you think the ingredient of egg should be? _
_ _ Let's find out, shall we? _ _
_ _ _ _ Cooked egg [F] patty, whole egg, water, egg yolk, soybean [Bb] oil, nut fat, dry milk, butter, fine
corn syrup, potassium, sodium, _ [Am] _ phosphate, salt, xanthan gum.
[Dm] And natural.
And artificial butter flavor, buttercream, milk, partially hydrogenated soybean, and
condensed oil, soybean oil, lye, [Bb] butter, oil, and natural.
[Cm] And artificial flavors, sodium, alpha, phosphate, nitrogen, brevary, and preservatives, [Bb] zinc,
graphene, soy, [F] and insulin.
_ And pasteurized processed cheddar _ cheese.
_ [Dm] _ Calcium, milk, _ _ [Gm] water, _ _ cream.
Sodium, phosphate, salt, sodium, [C] cadmium, preservatives, fish oil, colorant, and other ingredients.
[F] And everybody, here we go!
La la la la la la la la la la [Bb] la la la la _ la la la la la [Am] la la la la la la la la la la la
contains wheat, eggs, milk, and [F] corn!
_ _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ Good [N] lord.
_ There you are.
_ _ That's the example of what not to eat.
Who wants a cooking show from Mal? Whee!
_ _ _ _ Okay, this is an interpretive version of a _ piece of aeroplane [Bb] food that I ate once.
_ Part of the reason I stopped flying for a year [C] was to avoid the [Bb] food.
_ Food [F] is a bit of a rich term.
But anyway, this is just the ingredients _ from _ something that called itself [Bb] an egg and cheese muffin.
_ _ But [C] as you'll see, it contains [D] almost none of the [Dm] said ingredients.
Here we go.
_ _ _ [F] Ingredients.
Muffin.
_ _ Enriched, bleached flour.
[Dm] Wheat flour.
Malted [Dm] barley flour.
Ionized, anthiamine, [C] mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, water, yeast.
Contains 2% or less wheat.
Gluten, [F] salt, dough conditioners, azo, di, carbon, _ [Bb] amide, jade, ascorbic acid,
high fructose corn [C] syrup, sugar, soybean, endor, cold, sea oil, calcium, [F] propionate, amitation, sorbate.
_ [Dm] Added to prevent spoilage.
_ Distilled vinegar.
Yellow corn meal.
_ [C] _
Natural and artificial _ flavors.
Citric acid, fumaric acid, soy [Dm] flour.
Now at this point, I need to just point [D] out that that was just the [N] bun.
The what?
That was just the muffin part of the egg and cheese.
Those ingredients were just the muffin.
But don't worry, it gets better.
Really?
The next ingredient.
Okay, just a question, pop quiz.
How many ingredients do you think egg should have in it? _
_ What do you think the ingredient of egg should be? _
_ _ Let's find out, shall we? _ _
_ _ _ _ Cooked egg [F] patty, whole egg, water, egg yolk, soybean [Bb] oil, nut fat, dry milk, butter, fine
corn syrup, potassium, sodium, _ [Am] _ phosphate, salt, xanthan gum.
[Dm] And natural.
And artificial butter flavor, buttercream, milk, partially hydrogenated soybean, and
condensed oil, soybean oil, lye, [Bb] butter, oil, and natural.
[Cm] And artificial flavors, sodium, alpha, phosphate, nitrogen, brevary, and preservatives, [Bb] zinc,
graphene, soy, [F] and insulin.
_ And pasteurized processed cheddar _ cheese.
_ [Dm] _ Calcium, milk, _ _ [Gm] water, _ _ cream.
Sodium, phosphate, salt, sodium, [C] cadmium, preservatives, fish oil, colorant, and other ingredients.
[F] And everybody, here we go!
La la la la la la la la la la [Bb] la la la la _ la la la la la [Am] la la la la la la la la la la la
contains wheat, eggs, milk, and [F] corn!
_ _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ Good [N] lord.
_ There you are.
_ _ That's the example of what not to eat.